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      01-07-2011, 10:03 AM   #23
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By the sound of it, you are not a player so you have to relax and not think too much about anything other than just try having a good time like if you were hanging with one of your buddies. When the time comes she will show you some sort of sign e.g. Passively touching you while talking or just that special look and then and only then you make your move and not too aggressively! The point is relax make her laugh and if the planets are aligned everything will fall into place. Otherwise you may have just made a new friend
She's probably already showed him 100 signs that he never picked up on. Treating her like a buddy is a great way of making a new friend. Treating her like someone you want to poke... is a great way to poke.
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She's probably already showed him 100 signs that he never picked up on. Treating her like a buddy is a great way of making a new friend. Treating her like someone you want to poke... is a great way to poke.
But somebody can read. Which is why somebody that isn't this guy is poking her. Again. At this very second. Jackhammering her.
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Treating a girl like you just want to poke, is a good way to get her to want you. Ask me how I know
Because guys treat you like they just want to poke?
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      01-07-2011, 10:18 AM   #28
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I remember my first beer
When I was 17
I had some very good beer
I had some very good beer
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My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
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^ my point was for him to relax and not over think since he is not a player. he probably doesn't have the confidence to make the right move at the right time so he really needs to focus on relaxing and making her laugh and lets not forget the most important part....getting her tipsy! couple of shots of patron on ice will do the job nicely
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      01-07-2011, 10:24 AM   #30
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btw if the girl is not attracted to you, treating her like if you want to only poke will put you in the creep zone unless she is a total nympho slut which I digress to the patron shots
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^ my point was for him to relax and not over think since he is not a player. he probably doesn't have the confidence to make the right move at the right time so he really needs to focus on relaxing and making her laugh and lets not forget the most important part....getting her tipsy! couple of shots of patron on ice will do the job nicely
Sounds more like he needs a few shots to get him out of his shell... Either way, his chick is getting the robbery pulled on her if she is good looking. He sounds like the type of guy to let that shit go down too! Probably say some shit like, "I'm just glad she is happy."
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When I was 17
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before going out on the date he should wack off followed by a couple of shots of patron. I think that should chill him out
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^^Roofie enough high school girls?
Should have roofied more when I had the chance...

The things we regret looking back...
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^ never had too. you?
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I've blown it with a few women in my time, but somehow there was always another one just around the corner to try again with. Failure is OK, not learning from failure isn't.
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No. I dont feed chicks booze. Nor do I fuck drunk chicks.
you don't know what you're missing when they lose all inhibitions
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No. I dont feed chicks booze. Nor do I fuck drunk chicks.
ahahahahahahah... are you kidding me? I don't go and purposely feed girls drinks so they get all drunk and easy. But the part about not fucking drunk chicks....c'mon. That has got to be a lie. What do you do? Force them to drink coffee? Make them pull the trigger or run around the block a couple times? Sooner or later you are gonna find yourself with some drunk chick with no inhibitions...
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