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      01-07-2011, 10:46 AM   #45
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ahahahahahahah... are you kidding me? I don't go and purposely feed girls drinks so they get all drunk and easy. But the part about not fucking drunk chicks....c'mon. That has got to be a lie. What do you do? Force them to drink coffee? Make them pull the trigger or run around the block a couple times? Sooner or later you are gonna find yourself with some drunk chick with no inhibitions...
Used to in college. I'm over it. If its a new girl, its fine to have a couple drinks but I wont hit it hammered. If I've hit it already, then by all means, drink away. I also wont buy girls drink. If I do, its more likely to make her f-off then to take her home.
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      01-07-2011, 10:48 AM   #46
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OP if you fail, there are plenty of girls on Match.com
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      01-07-2011, 10:52 AM   #47
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OP if you fail, there are plenty of girls on Match.com
Friend of mine has been plowing through dumb sluts on Jdate...

Best part is... he's not even jewish.

OP you drive a bmw... try jdate the japs love bmws.
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      01-07-2011, 11:13 AM   #48
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thx for everyone's reply. Ill let you know how it goes on sunday. More than likely i will listen to everyone and not do any double date until i get some action.
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      01-07-2011, 11:28 AM   #49
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You haven't even kissed her yet and you're considering double penetration?????

I guess we all have our fanatasies.
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      01-07-2011, 11:38 AM   #50
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Rather then you having a girl problem, she likely has a guy problem on her hands.....
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      01-07-2011, 11:52 AM   #51
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Maybe "she" isn't really a "she" at all.
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      01-07-2011, 12:22 PM   #52
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OP if you fail, there are plenty of girls on Match.com
No, there is NOT! : http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/20...ng-fraud_x.htm

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You haven't even kissed her yet and you're considering double penetration?????

I guess we all have our fanatasies.
The only thing wrong with that is when there is another man's penis is involved. The thought of crossing swords with another dude gives me shivers
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So what happened?
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      01-10-2011, 05:32 PM   #55
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The fuck...
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      01-10-2011, 06:23 PM   #56
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Rufies and rope OP... rufies and rope.
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      01-10-2011, 11:48 PM   #57
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so shes gonna come on the weekday and watch a movie at my house.
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      01-10-2011, 11:50 PM   #58
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so shes gonna come on the weekday and watch a movie at my house.
Wine
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and you better make a move, sooner the better so you dont choke at the end of the night
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      01-11-2011, 01:22 PM   #59
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Watch the Movie Swingers. Will answer all your questions, even the ones you haven't even thought of yet.

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      01-12-2011, 02:16 PM   #60
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Hey look. i found OP's picture.
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      01-12-2011, 02:20 PM   #61
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Hey look. i found OP's picture.
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