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      10-02-2018, 02:23 PM   #221
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If you sent up either a camel or just a toe, he would come

Or just go old school and call him : MKSixer
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Just case any members of this thread are thinking about going to this place.

Bacterial meningitis scare in Berlin KitKat sex club http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45757836
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I hate it when this happens to me.


Woman paralysed after being 'catapulted' off bed during sex http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-45868183
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Woman paralysed after being 'catapulted' off bed during sex http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-45868183
How often do you get tossed out of bed?????
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Woman paralysed after being 'catapulted' off bed during sex http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-45868183
That’s what you get for prancercizing...
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That's what you get for prancercizing...
I haven't, and will not, "prancercize".
Rumors to the contrary are false.
I do sometime associate with those that may or may not show off a cameltoe, but that is all....
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I haven't, and will not, "prancercize".
Rumors to the contrary are false.
I do sometime associate with those that may or may not show off a cameltoe, but that is all....
Sex on a trampoline is awesome...and you have to try really hard to fall off.
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I haven't, and will not, "prancercize".
Rumors to the contrary are false.
I do sometime associate with those that may or may not show off a cameltoe, but that is all....
Sex on a trampoline is awesome...and you have to try really hard to fall off.
Trampoline? Sounds like one is begging to break "something" when participating in that sort of activity. And what about the neighbors?
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      10-16-2018, 04:04 AM   #229
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Why do I keep showing up late for these important chats? For sure I'm so far in the dog house territory now I don't even get to dream of sex but if I did it would include a trampoline now.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Look guys...

The few moments I've had in the past month to read this never ending battle here, I've seen how tense you all have become. I just think all of you should calm the fuck down, and go to your local grocery store, find a chicken or two, defrost them, and have a pajama party with it.

I'm not saying sweetalking the wife wouldn't work too, but I doubt any of us has those. Taking this matter to your own hands could solve a ton of your worries, and after a good, hard poultry exposure maybe we all could get along too again.
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      12-01-2018, 09:42 AM   #231
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Um........ok.......
Interesting way to wake up.

https://apple.news/ApMiZw1KjTAOD_a78xq0gGw
What Happened When I Used An Alarm Clock Vibrator To Wake Up For A Week
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      12-04-2018, 08:16 AM   #232
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Um........ok.......
Interesting way to wake up.

https://apple.news/ApMiZw1KjTAOD_a78xq0gGw
What Happened When I Used An Alarm Clock Vibrator To Wake Up For A Week
Why do i feel like opening this link can cause serious harm. I won't risk it.
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Oh this is too good to refrain from reposting.


https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFutu...jAyNTQ0NTI5Ng/

I'm amused. Greatly. I just can't believe it came out in 2010 and I'm just now hearing about it.
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https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFutu...jAyNTQ0NTI5Ng/

I'm amused. Greatly. I just can't believe it came out in 2010 and I'm just now hearing about it.
Better than the vibrator alarm clock? That's a stretch!
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Oh this is too good to refrain from reposting.


https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFutu...jAyNTQ0NTI5Ng/

I'm amused. Greatly. I just can't believe it came out in 2010 and I'm just now hearing about it.
You should be banned.
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You should be banned.
We can't let him get banned, who would provide us with chicken replacements?
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You should be banned.
We can't let him get banned, who would provide us with chicken replacements?
And I'm still confused as to where the bags of milk fit in.
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We can't let him get banned, who would provide us with chicken replacements?
You both would miss me. Sniff.

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Better than the vibrator alarm clock? That's a stretch!
This does not sound like something I would enjoy. Which is perhaps why I've also never heard of it.
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And I'm still confused as to where the bags of milk fit in.
Jokerr is Canadian. You figure it out, I obviously can't.
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Jokerr is Canadian. You figure it out, I obviously can't.
I'm not actually that certain either of you want the *milk* that comes from that machine...

I mean, to each their own, but...
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I'm not actually that certain either of you want the *milk* that comes from that machine...

I mean, to each their own, but...
You two are now trying to keep me vegan beyond my 30 day mark, eh?
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You two are now trying to keep me vegan beyond my 30 day mark, eh?
DAMMIT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!!!

You jump back in here and the entire space-time-internet continuum is messed up!

How have you been?
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