Bimmette interviews OT members by phone

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

Still might not cover it, who else in here has a lot of money, was it Prena? He might need to get involved, too.

Looks like I may need to start a gofundme...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

What about a gazelle? Those little bastards roam around the plains unopposed and unafraid. I mean, maybe a lion or two picks one of them off, but I mean someone needs to REALLY hunt them.

I would eat the hell out of one of those. On a burger...I wonder if they curry well?

I would think a gazelle would probably taste like a deer, so it would curry quite well. Same with a zebra, but clearly the meat would have stripes like their fur, so you'd get white AND dark meat.

Kind of makes you wonder..., what's a giraffe taste like?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Samurai of 2day

I'm not a New Yorker... in a Brooklynite. Big difference, especially to an out of towner like yourself.

If you were to park next to a subway performer to "show 'em how it's done" might end up leaving with no cookies to offer the next guy.

Please be careful out there...

Tomatoes, tomahtoes.

I wouldn't actually do that to a street performer. I realize they're just trying to make an honest buck and not as fortunate as I may have been.

But thank you, I will be back to my sunny paradise known as San Diego tomorrow night

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

I would think a gazelle would probably taste like a deer, so it would curry quite well. Same with a zebra, but clearly the meat would have stripes like their fur, so you'd get white AND dark meat.

Kind of makes you wonder..., what's a giraffe taste like?

Giraffe has a long after taste.

(the best I could do)

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Looks like I may need to start a gofundme...

What do we call it?

[bimmette]

SS why are you taking a subway anyways, Mr. Moneybags? Shouldn't your client have a chauffeur for you or something? Disappointed in you.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

What do we call it?

Hmmmm... It depends.

Sara504 will you accept a buy out? How does 500k sound?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Giraffe has a long after taste.

(the best I could do)

You're so witty, AnnBanan.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

SS why are you taking a subway anyways, Mr. Moneybags? Shouldn't your client have a chauffeur for you or something? Disappointed in you.

Client? What client?

I'm helping out a friend tonight! I do favors for people I actually like, unfortunate for you assholes.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Hmmmm... It depends.

Sara504 will you accept a buy out? How does 500k sound?

What, you think she's some kind of peasant? That number is downright degrading to a woman like Ra.

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by bimmette

SS why are you taking a subway anyways, Mr. Moneybags? Shouldn't your client have a chauffeur for you or something? Disappointed in you.

Hipsters like to ride the subway in NYC...ups their hipster style points

Also traffic in NYC is a mess chauffeur or not.

[ASBSECU E93]

CANGRKE70 - who said anything about a car...?

Helicopter is how I picture Sugar hopping around in NYC

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Hipsters like to ride the subway in NYC...ups their hipster style points

Also traffic in NYC is a mess chauffeur or not.

You're right...

DAMNIT! I knew I shouldn't have deleted my Instagram to show to the world! I would have been so cool...oh so cool...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Client? What client?

I'm helping out a friend tonight! I do favors for people I actually like, unlike you assholes.

You're not gonna be much help if you're eaten by a giant rat. Then your friend will have to go identify your body. Then who's doing who a favor, huh? See, now you're the asshole.

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Tomatoes, tomahtoes.

I wouldn't actually do that to a street performer. I realize they're just trying to make an honest buck and not as fortunate as I may have been.

But thank you, I will be back to my sunny paradise known as San Diego tomorrow night

Nice! I wish I could be heading to a sunny paradise to spend the upcoming few months.

Supposed to be a rough winter this year so you already know that potholes and road salt do not make great driving conditions for car enthusiasts.

Some of those subway performers are actually quite good and entertain people for hours.

I respect anyone with enough self discipline to take time to teach and learn while perfecting their respective passion or art form.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You're not gonna be much help if you're eaten by a giant rat. Then your friend will have to go identify your body. Then who's doing who a favor, huh? See, now you're the asshole.

That made absolutely no sense...

Go eat something. Or sleep some more.

Your old age (like Sara) is starting to affect you on the daily booboo.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Hmmmm... It depends.

Sara504 will you accept a buy out? How does 500k sound?

No. You're worth more than my ex. His buyout is $487,296 at the current moment ...

I'll settle for $750k plus your life insurance policy.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No. You're worth more than my ex. His buyout is $487,296 at the current moment ...

I knew I shouldn't have shown you my monthly residuals

I'm, uh. Broke now.

Life insurance? What's that?

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

CANGRKE70 - who said anything about a car...?

Helicopter is how I picture Sugar hopping around in NYC

Nah you need to show the world how much you're suffering to be a really cool hipster. Only other thing would be Mr.SugarSkulls riding a bicycle around town. Ultra points.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I knew I shouldn't have shown you my monthly residuals

I'm, uh. Broke now.

Life insurance? What's that?

I forgot to mention to you....I'm having twins...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Nah you need to show the world how much you're suffering to be a really cool hipster. Only other thing would be Mr.SugarSkulls riding a bicycle around town. Ultra points.

You don't need to tell me twice about having a cool bike to ride around SD on!

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I forgot to mention to you....I'm having twins...

Not surprised.

Damn me and my super sperm!