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      07-28-2009, 02:27 AM   #1
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Chicks with accents

It's been a while. On the attractiveness scale, what's the standard bonus for sexy accents?

I was on the bus listening to music, and saw this girl who looked kinda unclean with dreds and poor complexion. At some point I took off my earbuds and heard her thick french accent, and that was enough to put her into the "f*ckable" catagory.

....and yes I know that f*ckable and attractive have completely seperate definitions.
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I would say that it moves a girl up a whole grade/class. So if a girl is like a C-, a sexy accent would move her into a C+/B- or from she's okay to she's fuckable. In my geography class years ago there was this Indian/Pakistanian chick with a very sexy English accent (the kind of Indian that lived/born in England) and even though I've never considered it before, both me and my friend (we were in the same class) thought she was cute and wouldn't mind tapping it. It's pretty weird but I guess things are just better when some or all of your senses are intrigued.
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ahhh...no offense but I can't stand it. I mean all the "fobs" I've been around always talk so loud and the way they talk and sound just make me wanna shoot myself.
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i dont really find accents attractive. although, my fall semester professor was straight out of new zealand. she was pretty hot, and the accent just added to it so it was a little plus, but not much of an effect lol

new zealand accent 1000x > australian
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french or english accents do it for me
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soft english accents for sure. heavy english accents = lol.

auzzie accents can be good sometimes, but i dunno, it kinda makes girls sound more masculine at times.
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Back when I was in college, I dated a chick from South Africa. The accent was hot, but she had a bush like you wouldn't believe. Almost like she didn't know that razors could be used on the vagine.
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Back when I was in college, I dated a chick from South Africa. The accent was hot, but she had a bush like you wouldn't believe. Almost like she didn't know that razors could be used on the vagine.
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i love british accents.....met some stripper with one a few months ago.....

and um........yea.......
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As long as it's not an Asian accent. That's just too fobby.
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Definetely a major plus for me. British/Australian/South African are my favorties. I also think a nice southern bell accent is hot too.


I've always wondered how our accents sound to people from other countries.
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wtf is fob
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fresh of the boat ....a common term used by asian born chinese (ABC's)...or any other asian race...to make fun of their FOB counterparts (accent,style, choice of words, mannerisms, etc...)
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I'm thinking French is the best. Brittish is pretty sexy, at least the Queen's English is...Liverpoolian accents are just annoying.

Of the asian accents, I think I'd maybe only consider Japenesse. But that's maybe because I'd suspect that she's actually pretty freaky
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I love English accents, like the one my favorite pornstar Carmel Moore has. I actually think speaking is the hottest thing she does with her mouth. Too bad the only girls with English accents that I've met were fat or had ice cream cone boobs.
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Of the asian accents, I think I'd maybe only consider Japenesse. But that's maybe because I'd suspect that she's actually pretty freaky
are you kidding me of course she will be freaky? Japanese are the people who invented bukkake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake
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