Renting a Dwarf - Midget - Little Person

ianthegreat · 12-17-2009, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW E90

W.T.F.? I respect you as a member but that sounds a little messed up.

no really.. they serve the best drinks.

MontegoGoGoGo · 12-17-2009, 11:44 PM

Don't forget to attach mini lazer beams to their heads.

vioaltec · 12-17-2009, 11:51 PM

lol isnt this inhumane?

m3pare · 12-18-2009, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

pm coldasicex5

JeF4y · 12-18-2009, 10:53 AM

This could be the greatest thread ever.

Zirenz2006 · 12-18-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

or walk around in a sombrero with chips on the rim and salsa in the middle. That would be great.

that part's funny!!

dr.jay · 12-18-2009, 12:22 PM

There is a L.P. that hangs out at the local bar, it is a woman, not sure if she would be up for a gig like this but I will tell you what she is a fucking pool shark she even has her own custom pool stick, its like the size of a drumstick lol. Not that it has anything to do with your story but I gotta tell you about her. Now I do not play pool so I cant spot talent but maybe she's just better than everyone she hustles but I've seen her waddle out of that place with a knot of cash that can choke a donkey. I see you are in NY so maybe I can contact her for you, its only about 2.5 hrs from here to NY, she does like to drink heavily so that may be a problem, you dont want to have a drunk hustling dwarf ruining your party!!!

ptack · 12-18-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.jay

, she does like to drink heavily so that may be a problem, you dont want to have a drunk hustling dwarf ruining your party!!!

Every party needs a drunk, hustling dwarf.

808six · 12-18-2009, 12:44 PM

MoreCowbell · 12-18-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.jay

I see you are in NY so maybe I can contact her for you, its only about 2.5 hrs from here to NY, she does like to drink heavily so that may be a problem, you dont want to have a drunk hustling dwarf ruining your party!!!

Let me speak to my wife first. I wouldn't want her to be drunk at my party, stumbling in between peoples legs, bumping her head on my knees, or worse, trapping herself in my oven or dishwasher.

If she was sober, this could have worked out nicely.

Dmitriy@AUTOcouture · 12-18-2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

Let me speak to my wife first. I wouldn't want her to be drunk at my party, stumbling in between peoples legs, bumping her head on my knees, or worse, trapping herself in my oven or dishwasher.

If she was sober, this could have worked out nicely.

You never know, you might enjoy her hair feathering against your labia while she walks under you.

MoreCowbell · 12-18-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by shpuntik

You never know, you might enjoy her hair feathering against your labia while she walks under you.

I do not have Labia, wise guy. Had you been referring to my taint, perhaps you would have been correct.

MoreCowbell · 12-18-2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I can't believe you've done this.

Relax, little guy.

Scimitar335i · 12-18-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RevC

theres a midget running around somewhere around here

DAMN!!!

dr.jay · 12-18-2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

Let me speak to my wife first. I wouldn't want her to be drunk at my party, stumbling in between peoples legs, bumping her head on my knees, or worse, trapping herself in my oven or dishwasher.

If she was sober, this could have worked out nicely.

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dr.jay Lieutenant 14 Rep 465 Posts Drives: 2011 135 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Greenwood Always Up to No Good iTrader: (1)	There is a L.P. that hangs out at the local bar, it is a woman, not sure if she would be up for a gig like this but I will tell you what she is a fucking pool shark she even has her own custom pool stick, its like the size of a drumstick lol. Not that it has anything to do with your story but I gotta tell you about her. Now I do not play pool so I cant spot talent but maybe she's just better than everyone she hustles but I've seen her waddle out of that place with a knot of cash that can choke a donkey. I see you are in NY so maybe I can contact her for you, its only about 2.5 hrs from here to NY, she does like to drink heavily so that may be a problem, you dont want to have a drunk hustling dwarf ruining your party!!! __________________ "Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattallgia. Moe Green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did"
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