Some Good News ...Some Bad News

Tondtar · 06-05-2009, 01:15 PM

A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's some good news and some bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, "We're going to have to amputate your legs."

Then the guy asks for the good news.

The nurse says, "One of male nurses here wants to buy your sneakers."

Kloogy · 06-05-2009, 07:05 PM

*crickets*

wt1110 · 06-05-2009, 08:54 PM

Ummmm ... .. .

808six · 06-05-2009, 09:31 PM

lol...good one, got anymore?...

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ocinek · 07-13-2009, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jibaholic101

ban this person immediately!

You quoting him kept the post in this thread. Fail.

OP: Bad joke.

Scorpion · 07-13-2009, 08:42 AM

lol

oneintheory · 07-13-2009, 03:12 PM

I lol'd.

Bimmer Nerd · 07-20-2009, 11:46 PM

FAIL was expecting better from you tondtar

06-05-2009, 01:15 PM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1127 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Some Good News ...Some Bad News A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's some good news and some bad news. The guy asks for the bad news first. The nurse says, "We're going to have to amputate your legs." Then the guy asks for the good news. The nurse says, "One of male nurses here wants to buy your sneakers."
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Kloogy Major 49 Rep 1,265 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW X5 Sport Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Escondido, Ca iTrader: (5) Garage List 2004 Ford Mustang GT [0.00] 2008 Bmw 328I Coupe [0.00]	crickets
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wt1110 Major 31 Rep 1,451 Posts Drives: Alpine White E92 335I Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Illinois iTrader: (1)	Ummmm ... .. . __________________ Giggity, Giggity Goo!
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808six Second Lieutenant 16 Rep 274 Posts Drives: AW 335 COUPE Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: HAWAII iTrader: (1)	lol...good one, got anymore?...
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Scorpion Major 164 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	lol
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oneintheory no longer a BMW owner 170 Rep 1,463 Posts Drives: 2011 Ford Edge Sport Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Suffolk/Chesapeake, VA iTrader: (0)	I lol'd.
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07-20-2009, 11:46 PM	#9
Bimmer Nerd Major General 523 Rep 7,783 Posts Drives: 6MT F80 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (12)	FAIL was expecting better from you tondtar
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