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      04-01-2009, 02:30 PM   #23
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      04-01-2009, 03:11 PM   #24
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      04-01-2009, 04:28 PM   #25
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      04-01-2009, 04:54 PM   #26
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although probably an april fool's joke, i found this pretty entertaining. i hope he finishes the story nonetheless.
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      04-01-2009, 05:26 PM   #27
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i fucking lol'd
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      04-01-2009, 05:39 PM   #28
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      04-01-2009, 05:39 PM   #29
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I'll bet he's gonna bust a solaris haha
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      04-01-2009, 05:44 PM   #30
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      04-01-2009, 05:44 PM   #31
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"i can tell i had precum dripping out of me as i feel my boxers getting wet"
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      04-01-2009, 05:53 PM   #32
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      04-01-2009, 05:57 PM   #33
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nice copy and paste job
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      04-01-2009, 06:15 PM   #34
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this only works for those that forget it's april fool's, as soon as i saw your name and title i lol.
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      04-01-2009, 06:24 PM   #35
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lol when I read the title and immediately thought of April Fool's day. We need proof or at least you need to come up with something believable.
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      04-01-2009, 06:33 PM   #36
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in before bel air
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      04-01-2009, 06:35 PM   #37
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Nice story so far. But next time you need to start it a few days before april fools.
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      04-01-2009, 06:40 PM   #38
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i think its true. this is the sorta thing spool would do.
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      04-01-2009, 07:16 PM   #39
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i read this in a harlequin romance novel once.
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      04-01-2009, 08:18 PM   #40
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lmaoooooooooooooooooo.........i forgot about april fools while i was raeding it.. iwas like holly shit !!!!!!! what? lmao damm good one

hey at least finish the story c'mon
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      04-01-2009, 08:49 PM   #41
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not sure why u guys think i cut and paste this or use it from some movie...this happened last weekend and im just sharing you the story...anyways continuing..


So we were laying there making out, and she started to rub up on my penis with her hands, my pants were still on. several minutes later, she moved her hand towards my belt, slowly unbuckling it. she's having a hard time doing it one handed, i got a cheap belt and it was too big so i had to drill an extra hole for it to fit, the hole was small and hard to take out...her frustrations grow, i can tell because as she was trying to unbuckle my belt, her face had the "wtf" look on it...she's still kissing me all over, again she was unsuccessful with the belt...she stopped kissing me, sat on my knee caps, her skirt lifts up and the thong was pulled to the left a bit exposing more of her soft, well groomed vagina. she used both hands and took the belt apart. she yanked it so hard it almost hurts, i just laid there with my hands behind my head and look at her with a mild grin on my face.

We locked our eyes for a second or two, did not say a word to each other, we both know it's wrong, but we didn't care, it felt right...then she completely roll up her skirt, did not take it off, just rolled it up to where she has free movement with her soft, long legs. she's now just in her tiny little pink thong, she slides up from my knee caps to my crotch, i had a rock hard erection so she gently glide over it, careful as not to damage it. the moment her thong touched the tip of my penis, even with my pants on, my whole body went numb. i was seeing stars, my eyes rolled in the back of my head and i just closed my eyes, resting on my hands, i just let her do what she wants...leaned down and kissed me on my neck again, very slowly, licking it every now and then softly, she smells so good, i played with her hair a little...as she was kissing my neck, her ass was just gliding up and down my crotch, squeezing her cute little cheeks together as she passes over my penis...she unbuttons the rest of my shirt, sat up and rub my chest a little, i opened my eyes and i see her looking at me like im a piece of meat...she smiled ever so gently and in her eyes, i know she wants me, and obviously she knows i want her...we haven't spoken a word to each other since we started making out, we let our body do the talking...moments later she kisses me on the lips, slowly made her way down to my chest, she kisses around the areola and the sucked on my right nipple, slobbering all over me. my nipples erect, so hard it could cut glass, she works her way down again, this time she has her tongue out, she looks up at me while she slide her tongue down my entire body, kissing random abdominal section and licking it while she looked at me...finally, she reached my boxers, she kisses all around it, her hands were feeling my chest and her ass was sticking up i could see everything so clearly.

I had goosebumps all over, she bites the elastic on my boxers, lifting it up with her mouth and just let go, and let i snap against my pelvis. she did it again, and again, and each time she does it, she move her head down a bit as to try and take it off with her mouth. i was laying on it so no matter how low she goes, the elastic pop back in place covering me up again. She took her hands from my chest and slowly run it down my body then tug two fingers each inside my boxers...she pulls on it very slowly, kissing the lower part of my abs while doing so. as she pulled my boxers down lower and lower, abrubtly she stopped right where my penis was supposed to pop out..just completely stopped, you can see part of my shaft but she won't let it down far enough to pop out...she kisses around that part again, it felt so good, i twirled my fingers in her hair, pushing her head down further into my penis...she put her teeth on my boxers again, tugging on it, this time she was successful



alright my fingers freaking hurt, i had a long day at work just got home, i'll finish it later after i shower and eat...


i'll upload the vid later, it's nothing much to see, it's just her cleaning up in my bathroom in her thong and i followed her with my phone cam
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      04-01-2009, 08:54 PM   #42
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...several minutes later, she moved her hand towards my belt, slowly unbuckling it. she's having a hard time doing it one handed, i got a cheap belt and it was too big so i had to drill an extra hole for it to fit, the hole was small and hard to take out...her frustrations grow, i can tell because as she was trying to unbuckle my belt, her face had the "wtf" look on it...

lmfao
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      04-01-2009, 08:58 PM   #43
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if this is a true story its fucking epic. if its a troll post, then im going to be deeply saddened
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      04-01-2009, 08:59 PM   #44
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nah i didn't cut and paste this story from anywhere, you guys would know if i did cuz someone will yell "repost"...i just felt like describing the situation because it was a night to remember....
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