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      12-27-2017, 08:26 PM   #16919
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a) like this and you will be financially blessed in 2018
b) nobody wants my money (from Nigeria with love)
c) thank you Lord for the Benjamins
d) so much for saving now it is all back dated child support
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      12-28-2017, 05:11 AM   #16921
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Took a minute to figure out that first one. I thought the peephole was a deadbolt lock keyhole.
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      12-28-2017, 07:18 AM   #16922
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I have front and rear cameras...I don't think it would be able to pick up her plate. What good is just seeing the car? :
She drove away and the back camera would’ve picked up the rear plate and also she walked right next to the rear window of the car she hit. Camera would’ve got her face as well and what she’s wearing. Need to have a decent camera though, not the cheap $100 ones. Blackview or thinkware are the recommended ones at the moment.
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      12-28-2017, 01:03 PM   #16923
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      12-28-2017, 01:26 PM   #16924
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      12-28-2017, 01:50 PM   #16925
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      12-28-2017, 02:50 PM   #16926
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      12-28-2017, 04:33 PM   #16927
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      12-28-2017, 05:52 PM   #16928
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      12-28-2017, 07:23 PM   #16929
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      12-28-2017, 07:59 PM   #16930
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      12-28-2017, 08:18 PM   #16931
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      12-29-2017, 11:41 AM   #16932
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      12-29-2017, 03:38 PM   #16933
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      12-29-2017, 03:49 PM   #16934
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Never play on a 250 year old chest. My exit was way, way less cool than yours.

Forensic accounting later showed there were three cheaters in the room, even a copy machine had been bought to ensure my first real loss in monopoly.

We have a rematch on Dec 31. We have a real banker as the banker then, a cop as a transaction transfer officer and a brand new game since the old one (the dices and all) had been handled by cheating fuckers!

I'm sure my kids want to have game nights with mom often from now on. I froze their allowances and they've been grounded ever since they got busted.

But seriously, it's not a big deal that I lost. I'm okay.

Seriously.

I'm okay.
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      12-29-2017, 06:52 PM   #16935
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      12-30-2017, 08:02 AM   #16936
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      12-30-2017, 09:42 AM   #16937
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      12-30-2017, 10:06 AM   #16938
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Most places that isn't even considered a firearm. Even in Germany a muzzle loader is not a firearm and the weapon laws here are extremely particular.
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      12-30-2017, 10:08 AM   #16939
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From what I see at the gym, definitely the latter...
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      12-30-2017, 11:27 AM   #16940
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Most places that isn't even considered a firearm. Even in Germany a muzzle loader is not a firearm and the weapon laws here are extremely particular.
Hey, merely a point of view. It could happen.
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