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      07-25-2016, 04:50 PM   #23
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Doesn't it scare the shit out of ya'll to think that one minute you could be alive and well, and the next, a tiger is eating your insides as you lay helpless but fully conscious?

Gives me the heebie jeebies...
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Man..

Doesn't it scare the shit out of ya'll to think that one minute you could be alive and well, and the next, a tiger is eating your insides as you lay helpless but fully conscious?

Gives me the heebie jeebies...
actually no, I don't get out of my car in a tiger cage....so that thought has never occurred to me.
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      07-25-2016, 05:17 PM   #27
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actually no, I don't get out of my car in a tiger cage....so that thought has never occurred to me.
My comment was a general statement, not just about this case...

Hiking, camping, expedition, safari...bears, tigers, lions, etc...
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Man..

Doesn't it scare the shit out of ya'll to think that one minute you could be alive and well, and the next, a tiger is eating your insides as you lay helpless but fully conscious?

Gives me the heebie jeebies...
Over the past 10 years I've been to a few funerals where the person died suddenly due to an accident. I can't help but think, this person woke up that morning going through their usual routine without a clue it was going to be their last day. Freaks me out.

In this case, I think someone forgot who or more to the point, what sits at the top of the food chain. It's not humans.
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      07-25-2016, 05:27 PM   #29
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Tiger uppercut.
Looked like tiger knee to me.
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Over the past 10 years I've been to a few funerals where the person died suddenly due to an accident. I can't help but think, this person woke up that morning going through their usual routine without a clue it was going to be their last day. Freaks me out.

In this case, I think someone forgot who or more to the point, what sits at the top of the food chain. It's not humans.
Ugh, makes me shiver thinking about it...
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Tiger uppercut.
Looked like tiger knee to me.
She should have done a spinning bird kick.

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Isn't that called a Chinese fire drill, when you all jump out of the car and run around and then ......get eaten by a TIGER!
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Tigers, sharks, bears, alligators, etc... just doing what is inherently natural to them. They are predators and when you are in their environment you are no longer on top of the food chain.

It's not as if you can hold a "don't eat the humans" training session...
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You guys are a bit too harsh. Maybe they were doing a firedrill... in China... because...


sucks that someone lost their life and the impact it will have on the family. Also, sucks for the animal that may lose his/her life.
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Super sucks that someone ELSE lost their life due to the idiocy of this moron. I hope she goes to jail for that nonsense.
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Okay it was a date, the mom was in the back seat, and the woman did not look like she was really that upset.

Next, the army was already sitting there coming to save the day.

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I would try to pet them
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Heavy petting?
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Isn't that called a Chinese fire drill, when you all jump out of the car and run around and then ......get eaten by a TIGER!
Let's breathe some new life into this phrase and start calling it a Chinese Safari.
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I will allow it
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Beware of tigers.....

HA HA! Though I hate laughing at someone expense like this......
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