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      04-22-2015, 01:32 PM   #1
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Testing your understanding of Canadian slang

As a Canadian, I don't agree with their definition of keener, but whatever.

http://www.playbuzz.com/debbiemorgan...ds-do-you-know

I got an embarrassing 75%.

I'd love to see Lups try this one without cheating.
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      04-22-2015, 01:39 PM   #2
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I've lived in the south (Georgia/Florida) my whole life. But I'd like to collect 1 healthcare please and some poutine


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As a Canadian, I don't agree with their definition of keener, but whatever.

http://www.playbuzz.com/debbiemorgan...ds-do-you-know

I got an embarrassing 75%.

I'd love to see Lups try this one without cheating.
Yeah, I said all of the above, too. Counting that, I only got 14.
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19/20 and I'm Australian!**

Never, ever heard anyone say Parkade.


**Ok I may live in Canada.
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15/20

A butt kisser and a brown noser are the same thing, aren't they? And a teacher's pet is pretty close as well. What hoser came up with that question?
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      04-22-2015, 02:25 PM   #6
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I got 18/20. I disagree with "keener" answer too.
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I've lived in the south (Georgia/Florida) my whole life. But I'd like to collect 1 healthcare please and some poutine


You got it. 1 Obamacare coming right up!
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so much win

Taranna to cowtown got me giggling like a dumbass

What's an eavestrough? Justin bieber hahahah

Parkade is common here, that's how they're called on their signs.

I once asked about their toboggan to a parent pulling his kid on a sled, he had no idea what it was (until we said sled). He's born and raised in the peg
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I've lived in the south (Georgia/Florida) my whole life. But I'd like to collect 1 healthcare please and some poutine


To collect healthcare you must pay 40% taxes. Poutine comes extra.
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Canadian humour*
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I got 16/20, do not agree with keener as well. Got an unfair advantage though as my SO uses half of those on a daily basis especially when we get pissed watching hockey.
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... and i was just in Canada last weekend.
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... and i was just in Canada last weekend.
I bet an American designed this quiz...
So if you're not Canadian, you gotta be American right? LOL Murica
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^^^Top score so far. Well done, Boss.

I didn't get a flag.
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I got the hockey shit right, nothing else.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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I got the hockey shit right, nothing else.
You must try some beaver tail sometime.
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^^^Top score so far. Well done, Boss.

I didn't get a flag.
No flags? lol

I spent this past weekend in Ottawa and visited Toronto, I remember my friends saying some slangs like, Brewski for beer, Parkade for parking lot and Habs for the Montreal Canadiens, the others were just pure luck.
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I knew two answers for sure and ended up with 11/20.
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What the hell is this all aboot?
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Keener got me, and the puck bunny.

Parkade is totally normal, and bunny hug is a Saskatchewan thing.
LOL at the beaver tail, Lake Louise mountain is where i know that from.

And eavestrough, what else would you call it? Only ever hear eavestrough.
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