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      03-09-2015, 09:56 AM   #1
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I hate cheaters

Damn, I hate cheating bitches. 2 times. 2. Cried your eyes out and begged for another chance, and you go and fuck the guy only 1 month later.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I now had an epiphany of how great of a guy you are, it wasn't clear to me before..."

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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      03-09-2015, 10:05 AM   #2
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Grass is always greener..., where you water it that is.



People cheat. Best to not dwell on it and just move on. Not worth the second thought. Think of it this way, at least you found out the kind of person she was before you did something drastic...,
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Speaking from personal experience, it's FAR worse if you gave her your name and then she cheats.

I just got lucky that when she left, she didn't take anything other than her name and her fetus. She even gave me the Jeep and made the payments for another year or so. I was at the hospital when the fetus emerged into the world . . . but I can't remember her name even though I saw her about 10 days ago.

Life goes on
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Damn, I hate cheating bitches. 2 times. 2. Cried your eyes out and begged for another chance, and you go and fuck the guy only 1 month later.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I now had an epiphany of how great of a guy you are, it wasn't clear to me before..."

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Guess you never heard the term, once a cheater always a cheater.

If someone fucks up, cut them off, once a person proves they can't be trusted, don't listen to their BS.
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      03-09-2015, 10:57 AM   #5
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2 strikes, don't let there be 3rd.

Unclewede is the fetus, yours??
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Speaking from personal experience, it's FAR worse if you gave her your name and then she cheats.

I just got lucky that when she left, she didn't take anything other than her name and her fetus. She even gave me the Jeep and made the payments for another year or so. I was at the hospital when the fetus emerged into the world . . . but I can't remember her name even though I saw her about 10 days ago.

Life goes on
So she was pregnant with your baby and then she cheated?
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      03-09-2015, 11:19 AM   #7
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Hi Squishy.

I'm sorry. My grandfather was a cheater. Hearing my grandmother cry changed me in ways I hope no kid has to see and it took me 20+ years to understand life is not just black and white.

He did it because he could. He and I sadly share a bit of gypsy blood, so we both yarned freedom in a way always. In his case it meant more than in mine and in the last few years I've learned to understand that he did what he did to be cruel and to show his might.

I wish you'll find happiness. Just don't take your baggage into the next relationship. It gets really old, really fast when the person you're with doesn't trust you.
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      03-09-2015, 11:25 AM   #8
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Sorry that happened to you mate. Once a cheater always a cheater. Or rather it takes a rather crappy person to cheat. Flirting a bit is one thing fucking is quite another.
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These hoes ain't loyal.
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      03-09-2015, 11:56 AM   #10
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      03-09-2015, 12:01 PM   #11
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My first gf cheated right off the bat, and wouldn't even be straightforward with exactly what she did. She told me AFTER having sex with me again... like WTF?
I broke it off immediately in anger (which is hard after emptying all your sperm into her) but she literally pitied me into staying with her. For 7 years.
Granted, in the meantime I paid her back after a few yrs when we were Long-D - that I admit was my moral failing. However, in retrospect of her having broken the trust first, then keeping me in the relationship with her pussy trap.. I think I am absolved in my own eyes, lest anyone try to put the blame on me, because as John Rambo said: "She drew first blood!"

After that, I serially cheated after I gathered up the courage to break up with her at the 5yr mark.. she again pussy trapped me again by having hot crazy sexy in the back of a car.
I was driving my self to ruin.. all because for some reason I did not have the heart to tell her, no FORCE her, to get the hell away from me and STAY away.. I do not want to be with you, and please pay me back for pussy trapping me for so many years!
Finally, it ended when SHE had the courage to walk away.. manipulative bitches.
"Keep your eye on the moral line.. even though the pussy magnet be strong." - Yoda never said.
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So squishy, you'll be thanking her by tomorrow, would have learnt something.. and keep smashing HAHHAAHA
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....., so from what I gathered, you were whipped, and played numerous times, and never did anything about it.


Sounds logical. Grimmy, I hate to break this news to you, but every woman has a vagina...., you made it seem like she had the only one on the planet. lol
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....., so from what I gathered, you were whipped, and played numerous times, and never did anything about it.


Sounds logical. Grimmy, I hate to break this news to you, but every woman has a vagina...., you made it seem like she had the only one on the planet. lol
I was going to ask how weak his dick is but I didn't want the answer...
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....., so from what I gathered, you were whipped, and played numerous times, and never did anything about it.


Sounds logical. Grimmy, I hate to break this news to you, but every woman has a vagina...., you made it seem like she had the only one on the planet. lol
No, she only cheated once (to my knowledge) first, then I cheated after several years when she was not in the same place - that was when I realized what I missing out, I guess you could say.

After a while, I gathered to courage to ask for breakup - but she wouldn't let me go, coming to my house, in front of my parents etc. - and besides in the short term I was still getting sex, so I guess that was why I stayed. (even though I had yearned for freedorm, the force of which in the short term, was not greater than that off a pussy)
It was after my desire to be free had been thwarted that I become a monster, hooking up with girls left and right over the internet (she had now moved back to HK).. wasn't found out, although there was one close call with someone she could have known IRL.. i think she had suspicions, either consciously or subconsciously rejecting them. It was then that I found out she probably had my email password, because she knew something she couldn't have.. this transgression jarred me the most, however you could say i was the one who was cheating.

What I learnt: i) if it starts badly..
ii) can't change someones base character
iii) "real life" gets in the way of ideal relationships
etc.
blah blah..
anyone got any interesting stories to share?
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I was going to ask how weak his dick is but I didn't want the answer...
Lups, you being a possesor of the ultimate attractive force in the universe.. should know the power of it.
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Sorry to hear that squishy, i'm sure you'll find a good girl .
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I was going to ask how weak his dick is but I didn't want the answer...
I was going to call on you and Bimmette to make sure I wasn't going crazy to verify you both had vaginas to back up my theory, but I reminisced back to 6th grade sex education....,



Although, I have heard of women having wieners these days...., so I guess anything is possible.
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I hate to break this news to you, but every woman has a vagina...., you made it seem like she had the only one on the planet. lol
there's my naivety for you. she brought me down to her level..
also, I didn't have much game..
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Lups, you being a possesor of the ultimate attractive force in the universe.. should know the power of it.
No, you're wrong, I don't have a penis.

I'd be helluva lot happier if I had one. Life would be so easy.
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No, she only cheated once (to my knowledge) first, then I cheated after several years when she was not in the same place - that was when I realized what I missing out, I guess you could say.

What I learnt: i) if it starts badly..
ii) can't change someones base character
iii) "real life" gets in the way of ideal relationships
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anyone got any interesting stories to share?
I said played multiple times, as in, reeled back in multiple times. Then in turn, you played the same game she did, bringing you down to her level. I had a good idea on why you posted some things in the past, but this brings even more to light, lol.


Can you imagine how much better life would have been if you just stood up for yourself and said, "Hey, you can't be here anymore. I don't like you. You are not a nice lady. Although you have the only vagina in the world, I will do my best to find another. I bid you.... adieu."
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I was going to call on you and Bimmette to make sure I wasn't going crazy to verify you both had vaginas to back up my theory, but I reminisced back to 6th grade sex education....,



Although, I have heard of women having wieners these days...., so I guess anything is possible.
Your teacher did not lie to you.
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