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      11-04-2016, 09:18 AM   #42153
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DUDE LMAO

I hate when you send me that shit. Every time you send one, part of me hopes she's cute and the other part of me already knows she's a whale. Eff you bro.
Hahahahahaha!


Okay okay, next time I find one that is pretty, I'll send her to you.


It's just hilarious to send the bad ones. Do you still have the link to her? You should screenshot and post it.
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DUDE LMAO

I hate when you send me that shit. Every time you send one, part of me hopes she's cute and the other part of me already knows she's a whale. Eff you bro.
Bro you sigged that dumbass I'm dead.
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      11-04-2016, 09:47 AM   #42155
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Stage III tune - check
DPF/SCR delete - check
Methanol Kit installed - check
40 MPG - check


Sleeper mode activated - CHECK
Being a tease doesn't work quite as well when you got man parts. What does the dyno say.
~390 whp and ~580 Tq prior to the meth kit....

Don't have new numbers with the kit....yet
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Stage III tune - check
DPF/SCR delete - check
Methanol Kit installed - check
40 MPG - check


Sleeper mode activated - CHECK
Overweight - check

But new piggy still isn't as fat as miss piggy
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We can have a DIY day! We can exchange shooting techniques to defend ourselves from the tinderbeests.
Legit about ready to delete Tinder again. Lol
Ha Ha....at least I don't have red rims
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Hmmm. Wasn't as closed as I thought...
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Hope you have deep pockets!
IDK why but I've been drawn to them lately. I know the maintenance will be way more compared to the 335i as well as other things like gas, insurance but hey, we only live once right?
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25'' @ f22 I believe. Trusty 35mm f1.8. Gonna fire up Lightroom in a bit.
I have no idea what that means
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~390 whp and ~580 Tq prior to the meth kit....

Don't have new numbers with the kit....yet
That seems okay.
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Ha Ha....at least I don't have red rims
Red rims are where its at!!!!!!!!
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      11-04-2016, 10:27 AM   #42162
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~390 whp and ~580 Tq prior to the meth kit....

Don't have new numbers with the kit....yet
That seems okay.
Will be (should be) close to 440 and 650 with the Snow kit.

Did you get the letter from VW yet?
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Hahahahahaha!


Okay okay, next time I find one that is pretty, I'll send her to you.


It's just hilarious to send the bad ones. Do you still have the link to her? You should screenshot and post it.
Dude, I don't want to screenshot that. I don't want any trace of that in my phone!
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Bro you sigged that dumbass I'm dead.
Hahaha it was too funny not to!
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Ha Ha....at least I don't have red rims
Girls dig the red wheels more than they do the red rocket.
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IDK why but I've been drawn to them lately. I know the maintenance will be way more compared to the 335i as well as other things like gas, insurance but hey, we only live once right?
Owning an E60 M5 is for someone in a whole different tax bracket. There is nothing reliable about the S85. Great motor when it's running right.
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Red rims are where its at!!!!!!!!
I have back up now!
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      11-04-2016, 10:31 AM   #42164
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Gonna see if the new latina of interest will come over and clean my house.
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Dude, I don't want to screenshot that. I don't want any trace of that in my phone!

Hahaha it was too funny not to!

Girls dig the red wheels more than they do the red rocket.

Owning an E60 M5 is for someone in a whole different tax bracket. There is nothing reliable about the S85. Great motor when it's running right.

I have back up now!
I got yo back brotha!!
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Those would look good on big red...
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Those would look good on big red...
Pics of big red....
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Pics of big red....
Too fat to fit in the frame.
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I have no idea what that means
F/22= F-Stop = ratio of focal length to diameter of hole opening.


F-Stop = L/D

Basically, that controls how much light/information the sensor gets. F/1.8 is a fairly small ratio, which indicates that the diameter of the hole opening is large, meaning more light/information is going through to sensor. F/22 is fairly large ratio, indicating the the diameter of the hole opening is small, meaning less light/information going through to sensor.

25'' is the shutter speed = time it takes for shutter to open and close = time the sensor is exposed to light/information.

1/100 = 1/100 of a second = fairly fast shutter. Sensor isn't exposed to much light/information.

25'' = 25 seconds = fairly slow shutter. Sensor is exposed to a lot of light and information.


Put f-stop and shutter speed together, and one can achieve a shit-ton of different looks, depending on the conditions.

For example when shooting cars, during the day time...a fairly small F-stop with a fast shutter speed is ideal.

For shooting landscapes, in the dark of night, with isolated sources of light in the distance....a longer exposure time with smaller opening might be better, than say having a large opening with fast shutter speed.

That's a 1/3 of the challenge. ISO, white balance, angle, focus, etc. must all be considered.

Lots of math and shit lol.

But fun stuff
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Hmmm. Wasn't as closed as I thought...
Dude f/9 isn't even close to 22.
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Dude f/9 isn't even close to 22.
It was a long night lol
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I handhold at anything over f/5 idgaf I do what I want.
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