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      11-08-2015, 09:26 PM   #8603
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JOE!!!! Now we're talkin!!!

Last week at my mom's birthday dinner, she gave me some pics from back in the day, including a bunch of me when really young.

This and some others were in the envelope she gave me.


Awww is this adolescent Joe? Nice!
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      11-08-2015, 09:34 PM   #8604
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Awww is this adolescent Joe? Nice!
Closest pics i have to being on a skateboard are on blades.

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      11-08-2015, 09:35 PM   #8605
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Awww is this adolescent Joe? Nice!
Closest pics i have to being on a skateboard are on blades.

Duuuuuude!!!
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      11-08-2015, 09:38 PM   #8606
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Closest pics i have to being on a skateboard are on blades.

Haha, I have a few of those too, on skates and on blades. My favorites are from competitions and I swear I was smiling like I was told to in them but I look like I'm constipating. At least your mom loved you enough to get decent shots
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      11-08-2015, 09:46 PM   #8607
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Haha, I have a few of those too, on skates and on blades. My favorites are from competitions and I swear I was smiling like I was told to in them but I look like I'm constipating. At least your mom loved you enough to get decent shots
My mom would never be able to take these pics. haha Some friends took them, but i just left them at my parents house when i moved out.

Now Lups, don't be worried about this next picture..... i heal very well and you can hardly see the remaining scar.... The legs are just fine, no need to worry.


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My mom would never be able to take these pics. haha Some friends took them, but i just left them at my parents house when i moved out.

Now Lups, don't be worried about this next picture..... i heal very well and you can hardly see the remaining scar.... The legs are just fine, no need to worry.


Hahaha I've had bigger, I doubt my knees were ever in a miniskirt/ blue shorts state until I hurt my ankle almost three years ago.

But clearly the photographer didn't consider this would be used as an addition to the Bp ladies spank bank!
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Tonka, if I get you for Secret Santa I'm sending you my Rocket Power skateboard.
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Tonka, if I get you for Secret Santa I'm sending you my Rocket Power skateboard.
Jake, is that you? You changed your username?
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Tonka, if I get you for Secret Santa I'm sending you my Rocket Power skateboard.
You hurt my feelings.
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      11-08-2015, 10:06 PM   #8612
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You hurt my feelings.
He just wants it to get used properly.


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He just wants it to get used properly.


Yeah, so me?! I am faster than you even if you have the winning legs (that clearly weren't abused as badly as mine were since your legs won)!!

Jake is a sexist gifter! He'd send me probably a pic of his neighbor doing the dishes. Probably a guide book how to do that too (which I would actually need, hint hint).

I can see myself needing therapy after my horrible loss at the Halloween contest.
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      11-08-2015, 10:15 PM   #8614
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Jake, is that you? You changed your username?
Yeah same me, just redacted the area code.

Tried to keep it similar, even though "J" was available and I really wanted to make my avatar Will Smith from Men in Black.
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You hurt my feelings.
He had photographic proof though!

And that's not to say that none ever existed of you, but that footage and photographer are probably long since destroyed.

Edit: I wouldn't send you dishwashing info. It's 2015. But proper laundry folding and sandwich making is still on the table.
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He had photographic proof though!

And that's not to say that none ever existed of you, but that footage and photographer are probably long since destroyed.
Don't go alert the cops back home. My potato field is just on really good soil, it's not being well fertilized.
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He had photographic proof though!

And that's not to say that none ever existed of you, but that footage and photographer are probably long since destroyed.

Edit: I wouldn't send you dishwashing info. It's 2015. But proper laundry folding and sandwich making is still on the table.
By family law I am not allowed to approach the laundry room, but I am an excellent chef!
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By family law I am not allowed to approach the laundry room, but I am an excellent chef!
Shoot, that reminded me. I left some sheets in the washer from yesterday and now they're gonna smell.

Maybe I need banned from the laundry room too.
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Shoot, that reminded me. I left some sheets in the washer from yesterday and now they're gonna smell.

Maybe I need banned from the laundry room too.
Rewash and never admit the fuckup.
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Rewash and never admit the fuckup.
With a 1/4 cup of white vinegar to get rid of the smell.

Don't tell anyone i told you that.
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Only to my internet friends. There's nobody here to judge my bachelorness.
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With a 1/4 cup of white vinegar to get rid of the smell.

Don't tell anyone i told you that.
I put two cups of nails into a machine ones to ensure I wouldn't have to do laundry anymore. When the hubby is away on a business trip, I make the kids remind me or buy new clothes. I can not be trusted with that machine breed.
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