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      10-16-2015, 10:37 AM   #8317
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Axius - I think we 're being handled by a master....playing us like a fiddle....we should talk!
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You've been having late night conversations with ASBC behind my back? How long has this been going on?!
Well more like 6 am (which is kinda like night still) conversations about birds and biology and how to threat donkies for loneliness. Asb and I are quite weird.

I owe you nothing, you forgot me! At least I remember you!
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      10-16-2015, 10:39 AM   #8319
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Axius - I think we 're being handled by a master....playing us like a fiddle....we should talk!
She is playing both of us at the same time. Does she have you break pipes in her house and then fix them in the nude too?!

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Well more like 6 am (which is kinda like night still) conversations about birds and biology and how to threat donkies for loneliness. Asb and I are quite weird.

I owe you nothing, you forgot me! At least I remember you!
..... but what about all those times we made sweet sweet bacon together? Does that mean nothing to you? I don't make sweet bacon with just anyone.
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Think what you want - my threesome involves 2 leggy blondes who can both whip your behind
You make our conversations sound better than I could! Keep up the good work, this will make our images rise to new heights!
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She is playing both of us at the same time. Does she have you break pipes in her house and then fix them in the nude too?!

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..... but what about all those times we made sweet sweet bacon together? Does that mean nothing to you? I don't make sweet bacon with just anyone.
Hey you make it sound like I was someone you'd remember but we have evidence contradicting this.
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      10-16-2015, 10:46 AM   #8323
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Think what you want - my threesome involves 2 leggy blondes who can both whip your behind
Considering that I would never lay a hand on a woman, of course they would.

Ps- Thank you in advance for the nightmares I'm about to have. You could have left that gross imagery in your super secret OT !
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Axius - I think we 're being handled by a master....playing us like a fiddle....we should talk!
She is playing both of us at the same time. Does she have you break pipes in her house and then fix them in the nude too?!

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Well more like 6 am (which is kinda like night still) conversations about birds and biology and how to threat donkies for loneliness. Asb and I are quite weird.

I owe you nothing, you forgot me! At least I remember you!
..... but what about all those times we made sweet sweet bacon together? Does that mean nothing to you? I don't make sweet bacon with just anyone.
You've been in the house?!?!
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Think what you want - my threesome involves 2 leggy blondes who can both whip your behind
Considering that I would never lay a hand on a woman, of course they would.

Ps- Thank you in advance for the nightmares I'm about to have. You could have left that gross imagery in your super secret OT !
Good night sugar puss
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      10-16-2015, 10:50 AM   #8326
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You've been in the house?!?!
I've been in many things. A house would be one of them.
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I've been in many things. A house would be one of them.
Wow, now I feel like I need to apologize since I don't remember all this at all.
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Wow, now I feel like I need to apologize since I don't remember all this at all.
You weren't supposed to know, but I felt it was time for a confession.


I was cleaning the pool like I normally do, but I needed to use the loo and didn't want to go in the bushes I just trimmed.
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Axius - I am having a Friday Bacon Blue Plate special from the Bacon house, located off Bacon St....
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Axius - I am having a Friday Bacon Blue Plate special from the Bacon house, located off Bacon St....
I hope you don't expect those words to just make me want to magically dive in your pants or anything.

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There, there- somewhere out there, Douche will be waiting with open arms

God, I miss him
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Don't worry bimmette, he's fed me fat and he forgot all about me already, his bacons lie in other plates already.

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I hope you don't expect those words to just make me want to magical dive in your pants or anything.

Lups is my bacon princess. What can I say? We make great bacon together.
Those words make back seem irrelevant to you.
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Don't worry bimmette, he's fed me fat and he forgot all about me already, his bacons lie in other plates already.



Those words make back seem irrelevant to you.
You stop with those lies! My thick cut applewood bacon lies with you and only you. I would never dare let another woman touch my bacon.
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You stop with those lies! My thick cut applewood bacon lies with you and only you. I would never dare let another woman touch my bacon.
I believe you, as far as you can remember that must be true.
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I believe you, as far as you can remember that must be true.
I can remember really far. So it's really really true, like the ocean is blue.
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Don't worry bimmette, he's fed me fat and he forgot all about me already, his bacons lie in other plates already.



Those words make back seem irrelevant to you.
You stop with those lies! My thick cut applewood bacon lies with you and only you. I would never dare let another woman touch my bacon.
You can have that Applewood smoked Bacon!!

I have some new Brown Sugar Bacon that caught my eye
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