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12-18-2019, 07:17 AM | #2883 | |
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I thought I was a good person but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise
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12-18-2019, 07:50 AM | #2884 |
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I'm pretty sure I'm back to being a boob man...
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12-18-2019, 08:29 AM | #2885 |
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I have to confess that Im gonna go to the gym today - and see maybe the rockguitar-shaped beauty into the sauna
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12-18-2019, 08:34 AM | #2886 |
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Which is why I'm here to have fun and spread joy!!!
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12-18-2019, 08:44 AM | #2887 | ||
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We're very concerned about our carbon footprint. Hence all our taxes on carbon. Ignore the fact that we have all those trees and what they do to carbon - that's trivial. A tax is where the solution is. Thanks Turdeau. |
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12-18-2019, 09:12 AM | #2888 |
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Are you sure? I mean, your avatar suggests the arms have it slightly in favour over the boobs by 4 to 3. I'm not precisely certain yet what you find so attractive about arms, but like that foot fetish guy, I'm not one to judge.
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12-18-2019, 11:16 AM | #2889 |
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More arms for stroking my junk & fondling my balls at same time
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12-18-2019, 11:20 AM | #2890 | |
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Myself, I'm more like Kramer, I'm an ass man. At times that sentence also describes me perfectly well without the last word too. |
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12-18-2019, 11:21 AM | #2891 |
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12-18-2019, 02:46 PM | #2893 | |
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Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion. |
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12-18-2019, 02:55 PM | #2894 | |
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12-18-2019, 08:06 PM | #2898 |
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It said....
And I did....
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12-18-2019, 08:09 PM | #2899 |
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Does this mean you want something different?
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Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion. |
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12-18-2019, 08:11 PM | #2900 | |
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12-19-2019, 12:56 PM | #2902 |
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Today's confession and possibly my last post here during business hours. The Fuhrer at work has finally succeeded and facing my desk in the corner. My back and all 4 monitors are now exposed to everyone who walks through the office. Apparently, IT had sent a list of websites frequently visited on our network. Apparently, traffic to BP was through the roof....who would have thought. In my last defiant act, I have clicked the shit out of the OT section while I ate lunch at my desk.
Shit.....update: the plant manager just walked through the office as I am typing this, stops, looks at my monitor and just stares at me with a blank expression on his face. Hmmmm.....how to fight the good battle and yet stay gainfully employed? It's a shame I can't set up a remote desktop connection from home so they can see me doing it without being able to prove it on the network. |
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12-19-2019, 01:03 PM | #2903 | |
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Tell those busy-body, bucktoothed, bedwetting, thumb-sucking, sister-finger-banging, mother-humping, bad-skin-having neckbeards in IT to find something meaningful to do with their time besides tattle on folks.
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12-19-2019, 01:10 PM | #2904 | |
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And until one of their supervisors comes to me with an issue and specifically asks because of a problem....I don't care what they are doing as long as they are caught up with "work stuff".
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