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      12-13-2015, 10:42 PM   #18063
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      12-13-2015, 10:44 PM   #18064
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Oh yeah are you 12? Who eats Carmel apples?
It's actually a Chocolate & Caramel apple.

No need to come at me like that bro. Go get yourself a chocolate / caramel apple for yourself and quit hating.

You know you want one....
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Not really don't care about sugar that much
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Not really don't care about sugar that much
That's mean. I thought we got passed our initial riff and went on to like each other.
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Yeah we are good but I'm not gonna eat it in a devils 3 way bro
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      12-14-2015, 06:56 AM   #18068
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Sweets are for women.
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      12-14-2015, 10:19 AM   #18069
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That's mean. I thought we got passed our initial riff and went on to like each other.
SS V.3?
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      12-14-2015, 10:23 AM   #18070
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Sweets are for women.
I am delectably sweet.
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Well, the twisties sucked since I got a late start, and stuff like trucks and minivans decided to limit my fun quotient. I pulled over to see if it would abate and took a couple shots of Babe.






ETA: I would recommend this Rudolph nose if your intent is triple digit speeds.
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And you was saying you had small boobies...
If this is true....I need your adress
Hey, you've seen my chest! I've posted 2 pics here already...one was like your gym pic (except mine was only 7 years ago versus yours from the 80's). The other pic was from a month or two ago.

Still want the address? How was your weekend?
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      12-14-2015, 11:03 AM   #18074
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It happened. Search is your friend.
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That's mean. I thought we got passed our initial riff and went on to like each other.
SS V.3?
More like V.2.5
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I am delectably sweet.
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      12-14-2015, 11:32 AM   #18077
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Well, the twisties sucked, since I got a late start and stuff like trucks and minivans decided to limit my fun quotient. I pulled over to see if it would abate and took a couple shots of Babe.






ETA: I would recommend this Rudolph nose if your intent is triple digit speeds.
That's one fast Rudolph
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That's one fast Rudolph
Santa's on a tight timeline...
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That's one fast Rudolph
Santa's on a tight timeline...
Haha....yuppers!
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Well, the twisties sucked, since I got a late start and stuff like trucks and minivans decided to limit my fun quotient. I pulled over to see if it would abate and took a couple shots of Babe.






ETA: I would recommend this Rudolph nose if your intent is triple digit speeds.
That ass tho....
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Well, the twisties sucked, since I got a late start and stuff like trucks and minivans decided to limit my fun quotient. I pulled over to see if it would abate and took a couple shots of Babe.






ETA: I would recommend this Rudolph nose if your intent is triple digit speeds.
I think I see a scratch...
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Where?????
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Where?????
You're outside looking at her, aren't you?
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