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      11-29-2018, 11:39 AM   #2289
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I was actually gonna use the words touch and pop up but had to re-word it for you children
Lol... still didn’t work though. Just made us work harder. Lol...
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Touch and pop-up don't do as much as twist and pull
Onesy is back! Where have you been? Was it something Joe or Judy said?
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Touch and pop-up don't do as much as twist and pull
Onesy is back! Where have you been? Was it something Joe or Judy said?
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I'm a Project Coordinator my friend, I tap dance all day long.



Hard pass. Nothing about skat videos has any place in my realm of existence.

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I am NOT surprised!
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THAT is the illusion that is Hollywood (or Covina, or wherever it was filmed)
so it wasnt ice cream, looked like it

going to carvel will order chocolate sundae
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so it wasnt ice cream, looked like it

going to carvel will order chocolate sundae
If you bring it by, we can share
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What the hell did I just read? A tale of hot sex with a woman from the Air Force including razor blades and hot glue guns that ultimately culminated in disaster due to a lack of initiative to cleanse cat yack off his leg??? Seems like the only winner here is the disabled cat with the stanky leg. Gotta love them interwebs.
Maybe I was unclear. My friend thought the sex was hot until she wanted to introduce razor blades and hot glue guns... then it got too weird, even for him.

He considered himself the winner after Stumpy drove her off, so he rewarded the kitty accordingly. It was a win-win.
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Onesy is back! Where have you been? Was it something Joe or Judy said?
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Wait...which one of us did you mean? If its that rat fink Jody, well, we'll make him pay.

If it was me, I'm going to plead the snowflake argument.
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he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.
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I didn't know Not Judy was on board with my original idea of declaring you mentally unstable - can't even remember his post with regards to that. But I fully support that - welcome aboard Not Judy.

And don't believe him for a second btw - he has more than muskets. He admitted to at least a 12G shotgun as well. I bet if he was staring down the business end of said 12G, all sorts of nice 1911's and what not would just start popping out of the woodwork. Probably has a secret man cave somewhere with the wall just lined with choice firearms.
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Lol, that was you, not Judy... sorry. You guys seem a lot alike. It’s an understandable mistake.
Hmmm....dementia?

Curiouser and curiouser...maybe I was onto something with the whole mentally unstable bit. There will be a very nice man coming by to visit you shortly - out of the goodness of his heart, he wanted to supply you with a nice jacket, in a white colour, just to make sure you are nice and warm this winter. He will need you to try it on just to ensure the fitment is correct. It might feel a little tight at first, but that is only temporary.
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Hmmm....dementia?

Curiouser and curiouser...maybe I was onto something with the whole mentally unstable bit. There will be a very nice man coming by to visit you shortly - out of the goodness of his heart, he wanted to supply you with a nice jacket, in a white colour, just to make sure you are nice and warm this winter. He will need you to try it on just to ensure the fitment is correct. It might feel a little tight at first, but that is only temporary.
I do look good in white.
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What the hell did I just read? A tale of hot sex with a woman from the Air Force including razor blades and hot glue guns that ultimately culminated in disaster due to a lack of initiative to cleanse cat yack off his leg??? Seems like the only winner here is the disabled cat with the stanky leg. Gotta love them interwebs.
Maybe I was unclear. My friend thought the sex was hot until she wanted to introduce razor blades and hot glue guns... then it got too weird, even for him.

He considered himself the winner after Stumpy drove her off, so he rewarded the kitty accordingly. It was a win-win.
No, we got it the first time
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Maybe I was unclear. My friend thought the sex was hot until she wanted to introduce razor blades and hot glue guns... then it got too weird, even for him.

He considered himself the winner after Stumpy drove her off, so he rewarded the kitty accordingly. It was a win-win.

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No, we got it the first time
Razor blades/Hot glue wearing/ refusing to clean cat eruption off himself.

Razors and glue are looking like a winner to me here. Just to be clear, the adults here see this as his lack of cleanliness, pride and integrity to not clean himself is why she left, not the cats gurp. I guess we're all a little different but I can't see a guy who refuses to clean himself after such an incident considering himself a champion of life. I know that if my cat liquid yelled on me I would clean it as quickly as possible, would be mortified and then most definitely would not reward said cat of it's behavior.

I totally get that you thought this would be a somewhat comedic post in this thread but you missed the mark completely.
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Wait...which one of us did you mean? If its that rat fink Jody, well, we'll make him pay.

If it was me, I'm going to plead the snowflake argument.
Obviously Onesy can’t tell you two apart either.
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Razor blades/Hot glue wearing/ refusing to clean cat eruption off himself.

Razors and glue are looking like a winner to me here. Just to be clear, the adults here see this as his lack of cleanliness, pride and integrity to not clean himself is why she left, not the cats gurp. I guess we're all a little different but I can't see a guy who refuses to clean himself after such an incident considering himself a champion of life. I know that if my cat liquid yelled on me I would clean it as quickly as possible, would be mortified and then most definitely would not reward said cat of it's behavior.

I totally get that you thought this would be a somewhat comedic post in this thread but you missed the mark completely.
Somebody should have warned that guy this is a tough crowd... poor guy.
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I totally get that you thought this would be a somewhat comedic post in this thread but you missed the mark completely.
I giggled a little

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What the hell did I just read? A tale of hot sex with a woman from the Air Force including razor blades and hot glue guns that ultimately culminated in disaster due to a lack of initiative to cleanse cat yack off his leg??? Seems like the only winner here is the disabled cat with the stanky leg. Gotta love them interwebs.
As I read I thought for sure it was going to turn out Air Force chick was turned on by cat vomit.

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I wonder how that “friend” got Stumpie to vomit on cue.

My St. Bernard won’t do that.
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Razor blades/Hot glue wearing/ refusing to clean cat eruption off himself.

Razors and glue are looking like a winner to me here. Just to be clear, the adults here see this as his lack of cleanliness, pride and integrity to not clean himself is why she left, not the cats gurp. I guess we're all a little different but I can't see a guy who refuses to clean himself after such an incident considering himself a champion of life. I know that if my cat liquid yelled on me I would clean it as quickly as possible, would be mortified and then most definitely would not reward said cat of it's behavior.

I totally get that you thought this would be a somewhat comedic post in this thread but you missed the mark completely.
No, you missed the point. He sat uncomfortably for the longest ten minutes of his life until she left. The failure to clean up was deliberate and calculated... and hilarious.
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Somebody should have warned that guy this is a tough crowd... poor guy.
I face tougher crowds on a regular basis... like the jury in a murder case where my client was captured on video shooting another guy in the head without apparent provocation. Some people here are a bunch of pussycats... but without Stumpy's colorful personality.
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As I read I thought for sure it was going to turn out Air Force chick was turned on by cat vomit.

One of my college classmates ran across the word emetophilia, which means sexual arousal over vomit, in a psych textbook. We thought it was hilarious until I thought for a moment and said, "Wait... if it has a NAME... it must be a THING."
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I wonder how that “friend” got Stumpie to vomit on cue.

My St. Bernard won’t do that.
Animals are very intuitive. When I have a bad day, my dog just knows that she can cheer me up by coming over to cuddle.

Apparently Stumpy had an even more developed sense of what was needed in that particular moment.
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