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      11-14-2018, 10:30 PM   #1
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Man, 35, reportedly marries computer hologram

https://www.foxnews.com/world/man-35...puter-hologram
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      11-15-2018, 09:49 AM   #2
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Have you ever seen the movie with Kelly LeBrock and the two teens who build a fantasy char into PC and suddenly she comes to live? Didnt remember the title, but was into early 80s
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Have you ever seen the movie with Kelly LeBrock and the two teens who build a fantasy char into PC and suddenly she comes to live? Didnt remember the title, but was into early 80s
Weird Science. Had Anthony Michael Hall, Robert Downey Jr. and Bill Paxton in it.
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      11-15-2018, 10:31 AM   #5
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Weird Science. Had Anthony Michael Hall, Robert Downey Jr. and Bill Paxton in it.
Ha ha ha. I read "Kelly LeBrock" and immediately got visions of Weird Science and that cropped T shirt. It was an immediate, programmed, response. Didnt even finish reading the next word in the post. That scene and Kelly are forever seared into my 11 year old brain.
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      11-15-2018, 11:03 AM   #7
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Weird Science. Had Anthony Michael Hall, Robert Downey Jr. and Bill Paxton in it.
Ha ha ha. I read "Kelly LeBrock" and immediately got visions of Weird Science and that cropped T shirt. It was an immediate, programmed, response. Didnt even finish reading the next word in the post. That scene and Kelly are forever seared into my 11 year old brain.
Same!
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Man, 35, reportedly marries computer hologram

https://www.foxnews.com/world/man-35...puter-hologram
Bladerunner 2049? Saw it. Good movie.
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I need a holy smoke right now or someone will die.
Wait!!! I'm missing big foot porn? I've gotten my hands on all the Yeti porn I can find, but this is available?
Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Wait!!! I'm missing big foot porn? I've gotten my hands on all the Yeti porn I can find, but this is available?
Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Oh the Clark dude has a thread on it and I made an ass out of myself thanks to those hairy, sexy porstars.
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Speaking of images burned into your brain....Just saw some photos of the "new" Ford Bronco. It doesn't matter how much Ford tweaks the design, I still think "OJ" when I see it.

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      11-15-2018, 12:01 PM   #12
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I kinda like it.

Speaking of smokes... I found a new smoke shop in my town last night. Pretty top notch! Got a few new sticks to try out.
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Just in time for the Great American Smoke-Out (that does mean 'go smoke in public' right? )
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man gets dick cut off twice, and stray dog probably steals dick after second time.
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Remember that homeless guy that helped that woman with his last $20.00? Well it just got uglier. If it turns out to be true, this just hurts those in real need, because stuff like leaves for doubt in the hearts of donors.

"Homeless man and N.J. couple concocted story for GoFundMe fundraiser, complaint says"

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...plaint-n936511
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Remember that homeless guy that helped that woman with his last $20.00? Well it just got uglier. If it turns out to be true, this just hurts those in real need, because stuff like leaves for doubt in the hearts of donors.

"Homeless man and N.J. couple concocted story for GoFundMe fundraiser, complaint says"

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...plaint-n936511
I saw that. What I read about that last month, I knew there had to be more to the story.
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Speaking of images burned into your brain....Just saw some photos of the "new" Ford Bronco. It doesn't matter how much Ford tweaks the design, I still think "OJ" when I see it.

Is this for real or another bs release like all the others?
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      11-15-2018, 02:48 PM   #18
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man gets dick cut off twice, and stray dog probably steals dick after second time.
Just grabbed Russell to make sure all is ok.
Scary, very scary....
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Breaking news: i made a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

two of them.
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Sounds good havent had in long time
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Very sad. Jelly is no good. Honey is the only way to go.
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Breaking news: i made a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

two of them.
Holy smokes!
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