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      03-28-2019, 06:58 PM   #2289
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you can tell when someone is in shape and when they are not.
Round IS a shape!!!!
My balls are round
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LOL....I would hope so.
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My balls are round
Mine are more egg-shaped

...cuz you are what you eat??
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And as any good seamstress knows, the left hangs lower than the right on 85% of American men
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And as any good seamstress knows, the left hangs lower than the right on 85% of American men
The ex-wife mentioned this to me once as well.....funny she was no seamstress though.
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      03-29-2019, 04:58 PM   #2295
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geez are you guys seriously talking about balls? this is too freakin' hilarious!
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      03-29-2019, 06:49 PM   #2297
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^ sounds like a major inconvenience
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Yeah asking for spot can be awkward
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Yeah asking for spot can be awkward
that's because you ask you gym bro to spot and hold your balls in place so you can do your squats properly
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...cuz you are what you eat??
Exactly.

Donuts are round.
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Annoyed at my new preworkout.

Didn't sit well. Puked. First time ever I puked so hard my top right ab cramped. Needless to say I curled up like a little bitch.
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Annoyed at my new preworkout.

Didn't sit well. Puked. First time ever I puked so hard my top right ab cramped. Needless to say I curled up like a little bitch.
AB cramps are a bitch! It will cripple you. Only have had it happen twice, but it dropped me like I got hit by Mike Tyson. Abs hurt for days after too.
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Annoyed at my new preworkout.

Didn't sit well. Puked. First time ever I puked so hard my top right ab cramped. Needless to say I curled up like a little bitch.
AB cramps are a bitch! It will cripple you. Only have had it happen twice, but it dropped me like I got hit by Mike Tyson. Abs hurt for days after too.
It scared me! Lol I thought "oh fuckkkk apendicitis has come for me" hahahahaha

And that's reassuring to read that its supposed to hurt for a while. Cause every time I "sit up" right now- it's as if I did 1000 crunches type sore.
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It scared me! Lol I thought "oh fuckkkk apendicitis has come for me" hahahahaha

And that's reassuring to read that its supposed to hurt for a while. Cause every time I "sit up" right now- it's as if I did 1000 crunches type sore.

You're good. Mine hurt for 3-4 days before gradually going away.

I was under a car in a contorted position when it happened. Two abs on the same side.

I came out dancing around just trying to find comfort and my wife who was outside was like what's wrong?

My abs typically show year round. When I lifted my shirt the two that cramped up looked like bricks protruding from my stomach!
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Annoyed at my new preworkout.

Didn't sit well. Puked. First time ever I puked so hard my top right ab cramped. Needless to say I curled up like a little bitch.
what kinda pre did you use? I only had 1 pre do that to me and that was like 10 years ago when No-Explode first came out. I took too much lol! I think 2 scoops or a scoop and a 1/2? all I remember was I got the jitters and my skin started to freakin' itch like mad than my stomach decided to bubble and hurt...next thing you know I was hurling like a bitch!
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Mine touch the inside of my knee now
Doesn't it suck when you sprain your knee and gotta put some Tiger Balm on it!! Gotta hold your balls to the other sides knee
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Doesn't it suck when you sprain your knee and gotta put some Tiger Balm on it!! Gotta hold your balls to the other sides knee
Exactly that stuff burns bad on your balls, do the icy hot challenge later when drunk.
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what kinda pre did you use? I only had 1 pre do that to me and that was like 10 years ago when No-Explode first came out. I took too much lol! I think 2 scoops or a scoop and a 1/2? all I remember was I got the jitters and my skin started to freakin' itch like mad than my stomach decided to bubble and hurt...next thing you know I was hurling like a bitch!
Yeah, I'm curious about the pre-workout too. I use LIT....I'm a fan.

I keep some in my desk at work for the post lunch slump. I gave a guy in the office a 1/2 scoop of this stuff yesterday. 15 minutes later he came back to me with his eyes about to pop out of his skull and said, "You know how insulation feels on your skin? This is how the inside of my face feels." then he scurried back out of the office.
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