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I thought I was a good person but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise
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12-09-2019, 12:18 PM | #2796 |
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You are a smart man. I refused to watch it but buckled under pressure when all the cool kids were prodding me. You can't unsee it.
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12-09-2019, 12:26 PM | #2797 |
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12-09-2019, 12:29 PM | #2798 | |
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12-09-2019, 01:09 PM | #2803 | |
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12-09-2019, 01:10 PM | #2804 |
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Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion. |
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12-09-2019, 02:57 PM | #2806 |
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I pander to authority while secretly undermining the fuck out of them, and they're too daft to figure it out. And the best thing is, I'm billing them for every minute of it.
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12-09-2019, 02:58 PM | #2807 |
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I already know I'm going to have a white camel-toe in my nightmares tonight.
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12-09-2019, 03:51 PM | #2808 |
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I'm happy to report that I didn't look around that content creator's channel. I'm going to have to hock some stuff to free up some cash for therapy for what I've already seen; I can't bear any further expense.
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I don't even want to know how you happened to have that video "on hand," if you'll pardon the expression.
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12-09-2019, 04:53 PM | #2813 |
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I know the term is douche NOZZLE but with all this prancing going on I was yelling douche KNUCKLE at everyone trying to drive in front of me today
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