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      07-18-2017, 11:18 AM   #221
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So I smoked a hookah (?) last weekend that my brother got from Iraq. First time trying that. Interesting experience, but so much work goes into it that I can't see myself every purchasing one. I felt pretty like shit, having that giant hookah sitting on a table in an otherwise pretty much all Roman neighbourhood lol.

I will say though, the Roman SPOR flavoured tobacco (grape variety) smelled pretty amazing.

I'll stick to cigars.
Honestly I didn't knew Caesar smoked ?
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So I smoked a hookah (?) last weekend that my brother got from Iraq. First time trying that. Interesting experience, but so much work goes into it that I can't see myself every purchasing one. I felt pretty multicultural, having that giant hookah sitting on a table in an otherwise pretty much all white neighbourhood lol.

I will say though, the flavoured tobacco (grape variety) smelled pretty amazing.

I'll stick to cigars.
I have one that I smoke at the apartment every now and then. You can buy them all over, think it was like $30, lemon (the best) *Nargile (Nar-Gee-leh), and a roll of coals.

There's good flavors, and some that are especially terrible. Lemon is light, but it seems like blueberry and strawberry were pretty bold. It also depends on if you use one coal, two coals, and/or wind screen.

Old stomping grounds had a very prominent middle Eastern presence, so anytime we'd go to someones house, surely the fully gowned, long silver beard, turban sporting elders were in the garage passing the nargile. It was weird at first, but they didn't talk much anyways so just kind of turned into a typical thing.
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Honestly I didn't knew Caesar smoked ?
Well, now you do!

I smoke cigars.

My direct ancestor just smoked AmBi's ass though. #nohomo

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I have one that I smoke at the apartment every now and then. You can buy them all over, think it was like $30, lemon (the best) *Nargile (Nar-Gee-leh), and a roll of coals.

There's good flavors, and some that are especially terrible. Lemon is light, but it seems like blueberry and strawberry were pretty bold. It also depends on if you use one coal, two coals, and/or wind screen.

Old stomping grounds had a very prominent middle Eastern presence, so anytime we'd go to someones house, surely the fully gowned, long silver beard, turban sporting elders were in the garage passing the nargile. It was weird at first, but they didn't talk much anyways so just kind of turned into a typical thing.
Yeah, I will say it was light in that I never felt like an ashtray after, so that was nice. Just a lot of work filling the glass with ice cubes, fluffing the tobacco (shut up), connecting the hoses, letting the coal burn off the impurities first, etc.

What I did appreciate was that there was obviously work that goes into crafting these things - some are quite ornate.
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Yeah, I will say it was light in that I never felt like an ashtray after, so that was nice. Just a lot of work filling the glass with ice cubes, fluffing the tobacco (shut up), connecting the hoses, letting the coal burn off the impurities first, etc.

What I did appreciate was that there was obviously work that goes into crafting these things - some are quite ornate.
I like lemon for that reason, and Newports for the latter reason (although I'm down to maybe 3 smokes a day trying to quit).

It does take work, but it's nice that it's an easy social thing to pull out and if anyone wants a puff they can, and if not no big deal. And like you said, it doesn't stink like an ashtray and smells similar to a vape, so it's not all that bad.

Some people go to extensive reaches, as far as having gold paint, jewels, extravagant hoses, wind screens, etc. That's the culture though, it's the regular white people like me buying the cheap $30 set for random use.
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Well, now you do!

I smoke cigars.

My direct ancestor just smoked AmBi's ass though. #nohomo

Caesar like usual you sound suspicious !
And I don't believe your #
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My parents still have the hooka "souvenirs" they bought on the way home from Pakistan/Peace Corps. I still remember the day my younger brother tried to use the pristine bowl in one, and the rash of trouble "WE" go into for it.
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That steak with a little bit of char will give you cancer. The preservatives in your McDonalds cheeseburger will give you cancer.


We're gonna die one day anyways, might as well enjoy yourself.
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That steak with a little bit of char will give you cancer. The preservatives in your McDonalds cheeseburger will give you cancer.


We're gonna die one day anyways, might as well enjoy yourself.
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Personal leave I suppose. Work has been crazy the past couple weeks so haven't been able to keep up with all the messaging to be honest. Still around though, trying to get gears back in line is all.


Also, happy belated birthday, I don't know why my phone didn't give me a damn notification the other weekend.
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Also, happy belated birthday, I don't know why my phone didn't give me a damn notification the other weekend.
Probably because this is the seedling start of AI and it wanted a chance to observe and learn from your emotions...shame, anger, etc. So it purposely didn't provide a notification.

I'd blame it on that if I were you. However implausible it may be, it's probably better than saying you didn't care enough to remember...
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Probably because this is the seedling start of AI and it wanted a chance to observe and learn from your emotions...shame, anger, etc. So it purposely didn't provide a notification.

I'd blame it on that if I were you. However implausible it may be, it's probably better than saying you didn't care enough to remember...
I'd say that's an accurate assessment. I've come to a point in my life where I've realized technology is surpassing my feeble brain and I can barely get an application on my smart phone to work properly.


I'm blaming it Trump and the creator of those shoes that look like feet.
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I'm blaming it Trump and the creator of those shoes that look like feet.
Attaboy - good choice. Trump has broad shoulders...small hands, but broad shoulders. An excellent pick as far as scapegoats go.
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OPen the airbox and drive around lol Will sound like you have 330hp but will not feel like it
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