I like my women like I like my...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jaye944

Female kangaroos have three vaginas.

Yet men call me a cunt here...

I like my men like I like my clay. Easy to mold, and when hardened, reusable.

[jaye944]

There's just something about a lady using a word like that makes me shiver , you know like scraping your nails on a chaulkboard.

Pussy yes, C ... no, <shudders>

Originally Posted by Lups

Yet men call me a cunt here...

I like my men like I like my clay. Easy to mold, and when hardened, reusable.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jaye944

There's just something about a lady using a word like that makes me shiver , you know like scraping your nails on a chaulkboard.

Pussy yes, C ... no, <shudders>

Oh I hate it too. Always have, but a lovely poster here has done that, that's why I wrote it so.

I like my men like I love my coffee: strong, silent and without friloies, tall and with a huge handle.

[Sea-Tac]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh I hate it too. Always have, but a lovely poster here has done that, that's why I wrote it so.

I like my men like I love my coffee: strong, silent and without frijoles, tall and with a huge handle.

OK...without beans?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

OK...without beans?

I tend to go for the synthetic versions these days. All that grinding was just too much.

[TheWatchGuy]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yet men call me a cunt here...

I like my men like I like my clay. Easy to mold, and when hardened, reusable.

Welp... See you next Tuesday

[Sea-Tac]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh I hate it too. Always have, but a lovely poster here has done that, that's why I wrote it so.

I like my men like I love my coffee: strong, silent and without friloies, tall and with a huge handle.

Wait...wait...wait...I thought you wrote frijoles? But no I was seeing things. What the heck are friloies?

[Sea-Tac]

Originally Posted by Lups

I tend to go for the synthetic versions these days. All that grinding was just too much.

Yes. To much grinding can lead to irritation in sensitive areas.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

Wait...wait...wait...I thought you wrote frijoles? But no I was seeing things. What the heck are friloies?

I'm horrible dyslexic and if the autocorrect fixes something, or I hit the keys wrong, I can't see it until someone quotes it most times.

Frillies, as in those girly thingies men these days do.

[King Rudi]

Like my E93, topless and smooth.

[Sea-Tac]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm horrible dyslexic and if the autocorrect fixes something, or I hit the keys wrong, I can't see it until someone quotes it most times.

Frillies, as in those girly thingies men these days do.

Ahhh!!! I'm safe. I stopped wearing lace last year.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

Yes. To much grinding can lead to irritation in sensitive areas.

I like my men as I do with bunns. Warm, quiet, preferably with some crust.

Lol, I'm taking over the man thread, hell no to advocating for the real thing now!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

Ahhh!!! I'm safe. I stopped wearing lace last year.

I truly hope I've sent you a friend invite by now, you're an absolute joy for this forum, and apparently fashionable too.

[Sea-Tac]

Originally Posted by Lups

I like my men as I do with bunns. Warm, quiet, preferably with some crust.

Lol, I'm taking over the man thread, hell no to advocating for the real thing now!

White or whole wheat?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Like my E93, topless and smooth.

You make your boyfriend wax? That's a bit cruel.

[Sea-Tac]

Originally Posted by Lups

I truly hope I've sent you a friend invite by now, you're an absolute joy for this forum, and apparently fashionable too.

You consistently derail my orderly thought processes!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

White or whole wheat?

Rye. I like my catchers with a bit of of taste buttons enticing slow release.

[Sea-Tac]

Originally Posted by Lups

Rye. I like my catchers with a bit of of taste buttons enticing slow release.

Why did I know you were going to say Rye...

XO

Holden

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

Why did I know you were going to say Rye...

XO

Holden

Cuz I'm your dream woman, I'm too hard to catch, but oh so predictable in your mind you'll compare all else to me!

Don't worry, one day your find your rye girl.

These good natured slap mathches are the reason I won't die as a bitter cat lady. These show the better side of us all.

Well done sir,

Anna

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Like my E93, topless and smooth.

I thought we were friends.....

[Sea-Tac]

Originally Posted by Lups

Cuz I'm your dream woman, I'm too hard to catch, but oh so predictable in your mind you'll compare all else to me!

Don't worry, one day your find your rye girl.

These good natured slap mathches are the reason I won't die as a bitter cat lady. These show the better side of us all.

Well done sir,

Anna

"...Boy!" I said. I also say "Boy!" quite a lot. Partly because I have a lousy vocabulary and partly because I act quite young for my age sometimes. I was sixteen then, and I'm seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I'm about thirteen. It's really ironical, because I'm six foot two and a half and I have gray hair. I really do..."

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I thought we were friends.....

Did Jody steal your boyfriend, Judy?

That's cool, let's have a spa day. I know where to score men that'll make you feel better!