Dumb things you have done while drinking/drunk

[Tommy-G]

Lets hear them....

[Chihuahua]

260, maybe 270.

[spazzyfry123]

A recent one was on a trip that had us camping still close to civilization. We found a "fancy" restaurant that we walked to and I don't know how many bottles of wine I bought. Very, very small town with just the owner working the tables and the place effectively empty. We kept talking with her and having a great time, but I vaguely remember having a conversation around an abstract painting of the American flag that was hung on the wall.

I don't know if I paid for it or if I stole it, but I found it in my gear while unpacking from the trip. It's hung over my toilet to this day.

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by spazzyfry123

A recent one was on a trip that had us camping still close to civilization. We found a "fancy" restaurant that we walked to and I don't know how many bottles of wine I bought. Very, very small town with just the owner working the tables and the place effectively empty. We kept talking with her and having a great time, but I vaguely remember having a conversation around an abstract painting of the American flag that was hung on the wall.

I don't know if I paid for it or if I stole it, but I found it in my gear while unpacking from the trip. It's hung over my toilet to this day.

Oh jesus!!

[M_Six]

Dance. 'Nuff said.

[DETRoadster]

In freshman year of college I lived in a big on-campus dorm that was 9 or 10 floors high. We used to get 15 or 20 people crammed up in this little landing at the very top of one of the stairwells. Someone would yell "go" and it was like the running of the bulls with all those people racing to be first to the bottom by any means necessary. I rolled my ankle pretty bad the 2nd time I did it and that was enough for me. One dude broke his arm and another ended up with a concussion. We called it quits at that point.

[JP10]

Trashed at my buddies college in up-state PA in the middle of winter (tons of snow on the ground). We went out to a bar and at this point little is remembered, but I'll try to tell the story as I was told. I decided to leave without my coat, I think I was under the impression I could walk back to his place. Well the phone died due to how cold it was so I couldn't call anyone. Completely lost now. Hear some guys my age throwing up in a back alley, figured they looked safe enough and somehow they agree to let me venture back to their place to warm up. Turns out they knew my buddy I was visiting and they swung by and picked me up then. Well the next day we continued drinking (the entire day), and I couldn't figure out why I was so cold, figured that whiskey would do the trick to warm me up. Well that day came and went and throughout I felt off and freezing and drunk again. Managed to drive 3hrs home the next morning sick and hungover as a dog through a blizzard in which the current wife forced me to go to the doctors. Ended up getting pneumonia from my drunk escapades.

That is probably the dumbest one I can legally post.

[TheWatchGuy]

How much time you got?

Probably the most recent one was welding with a rolex on and getting slag all over it.

yolo

[SCREAM3R]

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

260, maybe 270.

You sound like a great wingman!

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

260, maybe 270.

Thats called linebacker, just say no

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

260, maybe 270.

That's some hellacious beer goggles. I hope she was at least pretty.

[UncleWede]

I signed up to let a bunch of DRE trainees test my BAC




on their turf

[Alfisti]

I poked at a Brown snake, that sounds harmless enough but ... it's a REALY bad idea. Got away with it but could have got messy.

[NeverL8]

While drunk, gave my girl friend a piggyback ride. Started running with her on my back, lost balance and ate shit. Broke both bones in my arm, compound fracture.

Had to wait 7 hours for the alcohol to wear off to get the surgery. Didn’t have insurance at that time and the bill came out to $72k.

Very expensive drinking night.

[JP10]

Originally Posted by TheRussski

While drunk, gave my girl friend a piggyback ride. Started running with her on my back, lost balance and ate shit. Broke both bones in my arm, compound fracture.

Had to wait 7 hours for the alcohol to wear off to get the surgery. Didn’t have insurance at that time and the bill came out to $72k.

Very expensive drinking night.

Holy sh*t

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by JP10

Holy sh*t

Yeah, that sounds bad. Too much booze at the wrong time doing the wrong thing. Hope everything turned out okay.

[Esteban]

I've done too many stupid things to list. In my older age I'm very careful now what I do when I have a few. Try to get everything done that needs to be done before I start, so no 'accidents.' Still though, it can happen anyway. lol

So I'm not copping out: last dumb thing I did was to fall a couple of years ago and really hurt my knee. It was swollen and black and blue. I also got cellulitis to my leg because of the fall and it felt like I was going to lose it. Very painful and had to have infusions. Lasted weeks.

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by Gregrobin

Sex (including oral) on the hood of a woman's car in a public parking garage. More than once, with a different girl. I can only imagine what we looked like.

Woke up on the dock next to my boat hours later.

I saw that on YouP@rn once
Imagine if you ended up falling in while asleep?

Originally Posted by TheRussski

While drunk, gave my girl friend a piggyback ride. Started running with her on my back, lost balance and ate shit. Broke both bones in my arm, compound fracture.

Had to wait 7 hours for the alcohol to wear off to get the surgery. Didn’t have insurance at that time and the bill came out to $72k.

Very expensive drinking night.

I have seen that video online too
I think I would end up sending $25/month forever

[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

That's some hellacious beer goggles. I hope she was at least pretty.

This was a long time ago when I was in my 20s (I'm 45 now), and I was at a house party thrown by a good friend of mine. I'm probably exaggerating on the weight, but she was definitely well north of two Benjamins. I honestly don't even recall what she looked like.

I was really drunk, and she was really big; with that much extra mass floating around at the time, it is very possible that all I penetrated were love handles.

[Gregrobin]

Originally Posted by Esteban

I've done too many stupid things to list. In my older age I'm very careful now what I do when I have a few. Try to get everything done that needs to be done before I start, so no 'accidents.' Still though, it can happen anyway. lol.

Agreed, at 55 I try to plan my drinking better. Usually stay home or go somewhere close we can walk home from.

Originally Posted by TommyG-inFlaNow

Imagine if you ended up falling in while asleep?

Oh yeah, I felt like an idiot. I was literally curled up in the fetal position laying on a floating dock that was about 2-3 feet wide, next to my boat, probably 3AM.

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

it is very possible that all I penetrated were love handles.

[erickonphoenix]

Late 90's out drinking with a buddy in the Latin quarter in Paris. We ended up getting so drunk when we left we scared all our taxi drivers away with our incoherent drunk French. With little other option we just passed out in an alley.

I woke up at 7 am, staggered to a wall, dropped trow and commenced to take a dump against the wall. About a quarter way into the process a colonnade of school kids marched by then started pointing at me screaming ewww. Not sure what else to do I just waved.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

This was a long time ago when I was in my 20s (I'm 45 now), and I was at a house party thrown by a good friend of mine. I'm probably exaggerating on the weight, but she was definitely well north of two Benjamins. I honestly don't even recall what she looked like.

I was really drunk, and she was really big; with that much extra mass floating around at the time, it is very possible that all I penetrated were love handles.

Did you have to roll her around in flour to look for the wet spot?
That would be a sure sign of mass.