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      12-08-2008, 07:57 PM   #1
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When IRS Goes After Moses

Moses, the owner of a small kosher New York deli, was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return.

He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.

"Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said.

"I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year. And you want to know how I made $80,000?"

"It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said, "It's these travel deductions. You listed ten trips to Israel for you and your wife."

"Oh, that?" the owner said smiling, "Well... we also deliver."
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      12-09-2008, 05:03 PM   #2
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LMAO. Would some find this offenseive? or is it just me?
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      12-12-2008, 08:11 AM   #3
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This must be this dudes job
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