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Dang3r · 11-17-2016, 12:52 AM

Morning h0es^^

///M Power-Belgium · 11-17-2016, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoei

I'm good just been busy... Thanks for asking...

Nice to hear you are good man . I'm always busy here , need to leave for work ASAP....
ISO audit today means a lot of papers and explanation ..
I'll be back probably around midnight...Ough !

Axius · 11-17-2016, 05:26 AM

I feel like punching someone in the throat today.

InternetFame · 11-17-2016, 05:30 AM

LOL.

08njSTEP · 11-17-2016, 05:31 AM

Just today? I feel like throat punching people EVERY day.

Axius · 11-17-2016, 05:33 AM

Well, yeah everyday. But it's only 6:30am and usually it doesn't hit me until like 9:00am.

Axius · 11-17-2016, 07:01 AM

80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ... Give her another chance! Give her another chance!

Aatish · 11-17-2016, 07:30 AM

Blondes are a no go.

InternetFame · 11-17-2016, 07:38 AM

Because they don't like you?

InternetFame · 11-17-2016, 07:38 AM

Kidding, btw.

Aatish · 11-17-2016, 07:41 AM

F30lolz · 11-17-2016, 07:43 AM

hola

Aatish · 11-17-2016, 07:43 AM

I like looking at white cars...but can't really see myself owning one. Especially with white leather, and silver wheels.

I'm not a fan of blacked out cars either.

Contrast is good.

Aatish · 11-17-2016, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F30lolz

hola

Como está, mi amor?

InternetFame · 11-17-2016, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

I like looking at white cars...but can't really see myself owning one. Especially with white leather, and silver wheels.

I'm not a fan of blacked out cars either.

Contrast is good.

I'm looking forward to my white car. And white bitch. Lls.

Not a fan of black anything. Except hardware.

Aatish · 11-17-2016, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetFame

I'm looking forward to my white car. And white bitch. Lls.

Not a fan of black anything. Except hardware.

Black is actually my favorite color. "Blacking out" isn't my thing. Need some light color to balance it out. Ying-Yang

nyalpine90 · 11-17-2016, 08:03 AM

early bird gets the worm

breakfast?

Axius · 11-17-2016, 08:11 AM

White cars are for girls.

Dang3r · 11-17-2016, 08:25 AM

One big gulp and then swallow as fast as you can

Ya know folks, the older I get, the more I determine every day, that 2 middle fingers are sometimes not enough^^

InternetFame · 11-17-2016, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

White cars are for girls.

So is Apple crown.

Aatish · 11-17-2016, 08:55 AM

Every blonde chick I know drives a white BMW.

Therefore, Verbiage is a white blonde girl.

InternetFame · 11-17-2016, 08:59 AM

At least I don't have to worry about excessive amounts of body hair.

11-17-2016, 12:52 AM	#43077
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11-17-2016, 05:26 AM	#43079
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11-17-2016, 05:30 AM	#43080
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11-17-2016, 05:31 AM	#43081
08njSTEP Captain 795 Rep 762 Posts Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Manchester, NH iTrader: (0)	Just today? I feel like throat punching people EVERY day.
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11-17-2016, 05:33 AM	#43082
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Well, yeah everyday. But it's only 6:30am and usually it doesn't hit me until like 9:00am.
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11-17-2016, 07:01 AM	#43083
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ... Give her another chance! Give her another chance!
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11-17-2016, 07:30 AM	#43084
Aatish Lofty 3458 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Blondes are a no go.
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11-17-2016, 07:38 AM	#43085
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11-17-2016, 07:38 AM	#43086
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11-17-2016, 07:41 AM	#43087
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11-17-2016, 07:43 AM	#43089
Aatish Lofty 3458 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	I like looking at white cars...but can't really see myself owning one. Especially with white leather, and silver wheels. I'm not a fan of blacked out cars either. Contrast is good.
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11-17-2016, 08:03 AM	#43093
nyalpine90 Lieutenant General 7433 Rep 11,843 Posts Drives: MY24 G01 AW Msport Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: L.I. NY iTrader: (4) Garage List 2016 BMW X4 [9.33]	early bird gets the worm breakfast?
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11-17-2016, 08:11 AM	#43094
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	White cars are for girls.
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11-17-2016, 08:25 AM	#43095
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12512 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	One big gulp and then swallow as fast as you can Ya know folks, the older I get, the more I determine every day, that 2 middle fingers are sometimes not enough^^ __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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11-17-2016, 08:55 AM	#43097
Aatish Lofty 3458 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Every blonde chick I know drives a white BMW. Therefore, Verbiage is a white blonde girl. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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11-17-2016, 08:59 AM	#43098
InternetFame Banned 553 Rep 228 Posts Drives: '17 F80 ZCP 6MT, '11 R55 S 6MT Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: DMV iTrader: (0)	At least I don't have to worry about excessive amounts of body hair.
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