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      06-21-2010, 04:55 PM   #23
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Turn it inside out and put one on your c0ck. Now who's the boss bich?
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Turn it inside out and put one on your c0ck. Now who's the boss bich?
Is the condom hard or soft?

No pun intended.
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      06-21-2010, 05:03 PM   #25
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Could you imagine if men had their own version of this, and he accidentally met a girl that had the anti-rape.

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      06-21-2010, 05:10 PM   #26
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I'd say it's gotta be at least somewhat hard... otherwise i'd fall out. But, it might fall out anyway.


And I'm just spit-balling here, but wouldn't the rapist be able to just pull it out first? I mean what guy is going to "feel" the beginnings of what feels like a hard plastic (IE unnatural) and then says "fuck it, I'm going for it anyway"?



I think this is a fail.

1. Uncomfortable for the girl.
2. Potentially stretches the vag during prolonged use.
3. Will either fall out on it's own, or be removed by assailant...
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And I'm just spit-balling here, but wouldn't the rapist be able to just pull it out first? I mean what guy is going to "feel" the beginnings of what feels like a hard plastic (IE unnatural) and then says "fuck it, I'm going for it anyway"?
Nah, they are wired to want the vagina, so they just mash their shit in headfirst and go "aaaaarrrGGGHHHNOOOOOOO".
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....they just mash their shit in headfirst and go "aaaaarrrGGGHHHNOOOOOOO".
Slow-Mo reenactment...
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Was that any good? I saw previews for it, never saw the movie.
there was boobs in the movie, and some funny parts. i thought it was okay.
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damn i'll have to be careful now
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damn i'll have to be careful now
you rape?
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you rape?
yes sir indeed i do
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Shuarma is a rapist. Spread the word.
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Who was the poor soul who had to test this?
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