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Mothers Day Plans?
So I'm sure some, if not the majority of us have a significant other (Wife) and kids! What is everyone doing this weekend for Mother's Day?
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| 05-09-2017, 12:48 AM | #3 |
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Gonna cook some steaks and give her some d when the kid is napping. Then I'll prob nap too it's a win win.
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| 05-09-2017, 09:27 AM | #4 |
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So fucking tired of this. Every week feels like a birthday or mothers day or some other horeshit. It's exhausting.
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| 05-09-2017, 09:34 AM | #5 | |
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| 05-09-2017, 09:55 AM | #6 | |
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 And worse than most, my wife is Mexican, so Mexican mother's day is always on May 10, which happens to also be my anniversary. Oh, and her B-day is later in May, so I really suffer for ideas in May. . . |
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| 05-09-2017, 10:14 AM | #7 | |
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| 05-09-2017, 11:19 AM | #8 | |
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| 05-09-2017, 02:47 PM | #10 | |
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Of course give her some d will be Divorce. |
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| 05-09-2017, 03:26 PM | #11 |
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Wife started some hormone pellet shit. She's horny as hell. Best 45 seconds of her day when she gets it. Been married 10 years and the sex never went away. Maybe the nap part though. That shit is long gone
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| 05-09-2017, 06:36 PM | #12 | |
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| 05-09-2017, 08:02 PM | #14 | |
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| 05-10-2017, 12:46 AM | #15 | |
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look stupid!!! life is fucking awesome without a girlfriend or wife in it...no obligations during mothers day/vday/christmas/NY/bday/blah blah etc., no one to report to every damn day, can go out with friends and hit on some horny and dripping wet hoes, do things at your own desire, focus on career, focus on gym, stay up as late as you want playing COD and not worry about waking wife/gf/kid, get entire bed for yourself, don't have to wait to shower/pee, don't have to cook for two (or more...) every day, can go on trips whenever you feel like it, and the list goes on and on... enjoy the single life cause before you know it, you'll have a nonstop nagging wife who's all up in your ear ordering you to change the baby's poopy diaper, and you end up losing your appetite after seeing what that little 4 month old godless vicious marauding pooping/puking machine did to his/her diaper, crib, and bedroom walls... |
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| 05-10-2017, 07:09 AM | #16 | |
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| 05-10-2017, 07:59 AM | #17 | |
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Sounds like your scared as hell lol all jokes aside having a partner isnt all that bad unless you pick the wrong one. My wife is italian, she loves to cook, keeps the house clean, cloths smelling fresh, loves bmws, loves to drive fast lol. Now we have 8 month baby boy and yes things can get hard and exhausting. But when Im at work all i want to do is be with my little one. I help out too. I can cook, clean and change diapers , i can do it all. Allows her to have some free time. she prefers a card, flowers and nice home made meal instead of expensive gifts. So I treat her with nice gifts plus the d  |
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| 05-10-2017, 09:01 AM | #18 |
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Getting married and having a kid IS for some people and not for others. It changed my life in the most positive way possible. It's hard to describe the feelings I have for my wife and kid. But I enjoy being the selfless person fartherhood has imparted on me.
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| 05-10-2017, 09:35 AM | #19 |
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I think we always crave what we don't have.
I adore my kids, best thing that ever happened to me. But, if you offered me two weeks alone to do whatever i wanted in some peace i'd bite your fucking hand off. |
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| 05-10-2017, 07:55 PM | #20 | |
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being single is draining. im 28, did my partying in college. i could give a fuck less about going out and getting laid by some random chick. met a girl on tinder a month ago and she stuck my hands down her pants at the bar within an hour of meeting her. the ironic part is that the first thing it said in her profile in all caps was NO HOOKUPS. the fuck is wrong with girls these days? i want something real. |
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| 05-10-2017, 09:32 PM | #21 | ||
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shutup and finger fuck her right at the bar...after you finger fuck her, take that finger and stick it in her ass, and make her lick your finger, while staring at the bartender deadass in his eyeballs... SMFH talking about "waaaaah she only wanted to have sex with me waaaaah waaaah I feel used, why can't I just find someone who makes my wittle heart happy" SMH |
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