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      08-03-2016, 08:21 PM   #7701
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      08-04-2016, 12:04 AM   #7705
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      08-04-2016, 12:06 AM   #7706
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      08-04-2016, 08:56 AM   #7707
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      08-04-2016, 09:32 AM   #7709
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My friend Sweetie looks really cute and beautiful !
I'm sure I can see something in her eyes..Was this the right moment for you ?

Please don't say ...No
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Money, muscles, brains, height, year-round tan, straight teeth, nice long thick black hair, AND youth

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What the...no. My moms side moved to Mexico from Nice (France) when she was a teen. So I'm well versed with the culture.

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Mix a Filipino man with a French woman= dirty blonde hair. My brother got the colored eyes I got light brown

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      08-04-2016, 11:34 AM   #7713
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What the...no. My moms side moved to Mexico from Nice (France) when she was a teen. So I'm well versed with the culture.

Dads Filipino.

Mix a Filipino man with a French woman= dirty blonde hair. My brother got the colored eyes I got light brown

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You're French? -15pts.
According to jtodd_fl I'm Mexican by association

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      08-04-2016, 12:01 PM   #7714
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You are the quoting king, nothing more in sight actually
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Which means, I get to inherit a 488... Excellent...
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