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      08-03-2016, 05:32 PM   #7679
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And thus far- y'all are ugly as fuck out here no wonder I've made lady friends at the gym already- with no help from bowser.
But girls say I'm funny so that makes up for my ugliness.
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And thus far- y'all are ugly as fuck out here no wonder I've made lady friends at the gym already- with no help from bowser.
But girls say I'm funny so that makes up for my ugliness.
I'm just talking about the north east.

You southern boys are dreammmmyyyyyyy.
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      08-03-2016, 05:35 PM   #7682
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buddy, your old pic just wasn't cutting it. I fixed it up for you. should help you bag some mean hoes



These tinder hoes won't know what hit them!!

You should put my face on the body of a rhino though. You're the giraffe. I'm "short and stout" remember?
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      08-03-2016, 05:35 PM   #7683
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What the...no. My moms side moved to Mexico from Nice (France) when she was a teen. So I'm well versed with the culture.

Dads Filipino.

Mix a Filipino man with a French woman= dirty blonde hair. My brother got the colored eyes I got light brown

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= you are Mexican. Welcome to Murica, bitch.
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I'm just talking about the north east.

You southern boys are dreammmmyyyyyyy.
But I'm technically a yankee from Detroit.
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      08-03-2016, 05:37 PM   #7685
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What the...no. My moms side moved to Mexico from Nice (France) when she was a teen. So I'm well versed with the culture.

Dads Filipino.

Mix a Filipino man with a French woman= dirty blonde hair. My brother got the colored eyes I got light brown

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= you are Mexican. Welcome to Murica, bitch.
I wouldn't mind that. I'd honestly rather be Mexican than French. French people are assholes/lame.

At least Mexicans are hard working.
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I'm just talking about the north east.

You southern boys are dreammmmyyyyyyy.
But I'm technically a yankee from Detroit.
I've only flown into the airport there for lay overs. With that long ass colorful hallway that I swore was never ending.

You're good looking though. The photos with Sara- I'd hit you over her.
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I've only flown into the airport there for lay overs. With that long ass colorful hallway that I swore was never ending.

You're good looking though. The photos with Sara- I'd hit you over her.
Dude, I love that tunnel. Not sure why, but it's pretty neat. Then you step outside the airport and it smells like an unwashed vag with the clap.

Appreciate it, although those pictures suck, I do appreciate it.
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I've only flown into the airport there for lay overs. With that long ass colorful hallway that I swore was never ending.

You're good looking though. The photos with Sara- I'd hit you over her.
Dude, I love that tunnel. Not sure why, but it's pretty neat. Then you step outside the airport and it smells like an unwashed vag with the clap.

Appreciate it, although those pictures suck, I do appreciate it.
I mean, I know "home is home" to all- but when you fly into Detroit- it's really not aesthetically pleasing. That tunnel was super cool though. I was just running because the assholes at southwest thought 10 minutes between flights would be a good idea

But hey- they all can't be LAX or San Diego international you know?

I got you bro. I'm ashamed to admit that my hair is actually man bun length. But I refuse to tie it up. However, I cracked last night. did it last night while tracking drums, because shit kept getting in my face. I'd post a pic, but I've been roasted by @smoosh enough for the day

...but I forever will have a beanie in my backpack from now. So gay.
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      08-03-2016, 05:47 PM   #7689
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I'm just talking about the north east.

You southern boys are dreammmmyyyyyyy.
With Axius good looks, if he had your money, he'd be drowning in pussy.
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I mean, I know "home is home" to all- but when you fly into Detroit- it's really not aesthetically pleasing. That tunnel was super cool though. I was just running because the assholes at southwest thought 10 minutes between flights would be a good idea

But hey- they all can't be LAX or San Diego international you know?

I got you bro. I'm ashamed to admit that my hair is actually man bun length. But I refuse to tie it up. However, I cracked last night. did it last night while tracking drums, because shit kept getting in my face. I'd post a pic, but I've been roasted by @smoosh enough for the day

...but I forever will have a beanie in my backpack from now. So gay.
Home is home, I'd only move back for more money and to be close to the family again. Might be in the works depending on who likes the resume.

Never been out that way, so no way to compare. Cali is full of beautiful people and money, so I'd expect it to be quite the aviation facility.

Don't be ashamed, I've been contemplating growing my hair out for the first time in my life. The mid length part is what sucks because it looks like shit, so still in the debating phase. Don't let no fool knock you down, you rock that man bun if you want. Fuck the world. Woo Clan up.

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You aint never seen me, fool.
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I'm just talking about the north east.

You southern boys are dreammmmyyyyyyy.
With Axius good looks, if he had your money, he'd be drowning in pussy.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.

Like the way I see it- as long as you've got decent cash (100k>) as a net income, in shape, keep up with current affairs, & have some sort of talent while being in your 20s- the only people who have it better are celebrities/athletes.

I'd gladly keep my average looks but keep my package as a whole- than a model face and be broke as fuck as most are in LA.
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These tinder hoes won't know what hit them!!

You should put my face on the body of a rhino though. You're the giraffe. I'm "short and stout" remember?
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These tinder hoes won't know what hit them!!

You should put my face on the body of a rhino though. You're the giraffe. I'm "short and stout" remember?


I just hope you're a better lawyer someday than a photoshop artist.
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Oh....hahahha I had assumed you were like...late 20s/early 30s.

And yeah, no good to sit in on a stable relationship. If she trains you- just cop a feel as much as you can, take that inspiration home- and use it when you've got "alone time "
Yup, thats correct and I would never attempt to break into a present relationship, regardless into which ageleague the games are on.
Thank you for making me younger dude, online its almost difficult to guess how old is the rest of the lot until they reveal their age
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Dude, I love that tunnel. Not sure why, but it's pretty neat. Then you step outside the airport and it smells like an unwashed vag with the clap.

Appreciate it, although those pictures suck, I do appreciate it.
That tunnel from B/C gates to the A gates is awesome. New Age Acid Trip. I think that's what they call it.
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Ajo ajo bhai ji, hum apka intasar kathete!!

Bathei ji, Tinder ya Bumble hah?
Bahot bahot shukriya bhai sahib. Mere paas tinder tha licken maine delete kiya. Bumble kabhi try nahi kiya licken kaafi dinon soch raha tha ki main download karoon aur try kare. I may give it a try sometime this week

never had much luck with tinder though to be honest! maybe my luck might be a little different with bumble
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I mean, that's what I'm saying.

Like the way I see it- as long as you've got decent cash (100k>) as a net income, in shape, keep up with current affairs, & have some sort of talent while being in your 20s- the only people who have it better are celebrities/athletes.

I'd gladly keep my average looks but keep my package as a whole- than a model face and be broke as fuck as most are in LA.
Pffft, they don't even have it better than us. All they deal with is drama all day long. We get to kick back, relax, do what we want, who we want, and not get scrutinized by the entirety of society. Life is good.

Yeah, I kind of enjoy being ugly. Nobody pays you any mind and you can fart in public places and watch peoples faces.

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That tunnel from B/C gates to the A gates is awesome. New Age Acid Trip. I think that's what they call it.
Take some shrooms and then walk that hall. 20$ says you don't make it half way before you lay on the ground and start spinning in circles with Dark Side of the Moon playing in the back of your head.
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