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      08-01-2016, 02:31 PM   #7591
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Yes, a lot...

BUT, I've discovered karma's a bitch...each time I post here, I get stood up or no action. When I don't report to you assholes, I have amazing weekends lol

Fuck ya'll, I'm outtie 5000
hahaha shit

had a couple more matches on Bumble but no messages have yet to come through. Very well may have expired.

I've given up on Tinder...nothing worth while on there.
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      08-01-2016, 02:55 PM   #7592
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anyone got anything to report?
Not trying to jinx myself lol.
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anyone got anything to report?
Meeting a chick for coffee tomorrow, so that's cool.
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      08-01-2016, 04:17 PM   #7594
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      08-01-2016, 04:40 PM   #7595
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She resembles you face-wise (female version) lol
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      08-01-2016, 04:41 PM   #7596
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      08-01-2016, 04:46 PM   #7597
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Hahahahaha
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Arghh, but does she have the booty!

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      08-01-2016, 06:33 PM   #7599
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Due to karma, I will no longer speak badly about any fine Tinder/Bumble ladies, BUT I will post harmless fun
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Due to karma, I will no longer speak badly about any fine Tinder/Bumble ladies, BUT I will post harmless fun
well well well look who it is
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      08-01-2016, 06:51 PM   #7601
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well well well look who it is
Mikey my boy, how goes it?

Still planning to move out to DC?
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Mikey my boy, how goes it?

Still planning to move out to DC?
Its alright--completely average haha what about you.


You let me know when youre free--we will plan something
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      08-01-2016, 06:56 PM   #7603
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Its alright--completely average haha what about you.


You let me know when youre free--we will plan something
Hah same, nothing crazy. Good weekend, but last full week out here on the west side

Yessir will do!!

I miss miserable DC lol
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Hah same, nothing crazy. Good weekend, but last full week out here on the west side

Yessir will do!!

I miss miserable DC lol
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Hah same, nothing crazy. Good weekend, but last full week out here on the west side

Yessir will do!!

I miss miserable DC lol
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Real talk... But it means smoosh is out of my state and not tainting it any further so DC is awesome !!! Lemme help you pack your bags !!!
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Real talk... But it means smoosh is out of my state and not tainting it any further so DC is awesome !!! Lemme help you pack your bags !!!
The damage has been done.

BUT, I'll have you know, I did purchase you a gift before I left! It should be arriving tomorrow.

(*hint* it's GoFuckYourself Lube)
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      08-02-2016, 11:08 AM   #7607
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      08-02-2016, 06:14 PM   #7608
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Matched with two real babes, one insta messaged me...then my messages all didnt send and


Hopefully they get to her one day.
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      08-02-2016, 06:47 PM   #7609
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That's a higher power looking out for your future. Go against it at your peril.
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That's a higher power looking out for your future. Go against it at your peril.
remember the potentially psycho indian chick last week?

I get two snaps from her...

of her like modeling a bathing suit hahah so random
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I have a general life rule.....try 3 times and then move on. It seems like things that aren't supposed to be will put obstacles in the way.
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      08-02-2016, 07:43 PM   #7612
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remember the potentially psycho indian chick last week?

I get two snaps from her...

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Hit and run worthy?
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