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      12-03-2015, 06:01 PM   #17293
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Tara must be holding out. She even asked permission to send it to you.
I have your abs, but that's it.
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      12-03-2015, 06:03 PM   #17294
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I have your abs, but that's it.
Prenna says he has me beat in penis AND ass, I find this so fucking absurdly unlikely. Confirmation I'm right?
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      12-03-2015, 06:05 PM   #17295
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Prenna says he has me beat in penis AND ass, I find this so fucking absurdly unlikely. Confirmation I'm right?
I haven't seen either of your dicks, so can't say. In posted pics, Prena's ass was covered by jeans, so giving you the win there.
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      12-03-2015, 06:08 PM   #17296
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Somehow I'm fighting that irresistible urge to whore myself out to people on the internet in exchange for dick pictures. Stay strong, Biorin, stay strong!
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      12-03-2015, 06:09 PM   #17297
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Somehow I'm fighting that irresistible urge to whore myself out to people on the internet in exchange for dick pictures. Stay strong, Biorin, stay strong!
...just putting it out there....you know, in case you wanted to share
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      12-03-2015, 06:15 PM   #17298
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I haven't seen either of your dicks, so can't say. In posted pics, Prena's ass was covered by jeans, so giving you the win there.
Yeah, I am kinda shy.
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      12-03-2015, 06:15 PM   #17299
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I haven't seen either of your dicks, so can't say. In posted pics, Prena's ass was covered by jeans, so giving you the win there.
I'm always open for fair trade value. I can't expect my assets to depreciate in any way. If you're in agreeance, something can happen. I aint scurred.
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      12-03-2015, 06:16 PM   #17300
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Somehow I'm fighting that irresistible urge to whore myself out to people on the internet in exchange for dick pictures. Stay strong, Biorin, stay strong!
This is like 78% of the reason snapchat exists.
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      12-03-2015, 06:16 PM   #17301
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I'm always open for fair trade value. I can't expect my assets to depreciate in any way. If you're in agreeance, something can happen. I aint scurred.
Equal value... I could share the picture of Mr Tonka
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      12-03-2015, 06:19 PM   #17302
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-03-2015, 06:35 PM   #17303
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Gentlemen, it has been brought to my attention my no sharing if I don't ask a permission policy is causing unwanted friction with the ladies and I.

I would appreciate if you could send the material you have gathered to my dear friend, Biorin foe analyzing purposes. She is doubting my word when I've told her M drivers do not have dicks.

Please take this as an encouragement.
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      12-03-2015, 06:37 PM   #17304
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Gentlemen, it has been brought to my attention my no sharing if I don't ask a permission policy is causing unwanted friction with the ladies and I.

I would appreciate if you could send the material you have gathered to my dear friend, Biorin foe analyzing purposes. She is doubting my word when I've told her M drivers do not have dicks.

Please take this as an encouragement.
gotcha.
email or txt?
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      12-03-2015, 06:40 PM   #17305
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When in doubt I whip it out, but alas I don't drive an M car so I suppose there is no mystery.
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      12-03-2015, 06:40 PM   #17306
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gotcha.
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Omg you're the hornygoatrider@gmail.com!

Epic shots!!

(god you kill me Prenna, you are soo funny!!)
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      12-03-2015, 06:43 PM   #17307
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When in doubt I whip it out, but alas I don't drive an M car so I suppose there is no mystery.
I try to whip mine out all the time.
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      12-03-2015, 06:47 PM   #17308
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I try to whip mine out all the time.
You have a wonderful e-penis just the way it is. Don't ever let anyone tell you different!
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Biorin you need to do what I did!

Post a shot of yourself with nachos/ cheetos. They went nuts.
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      12-03-2015, 06:48 PM   #17310
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You have a wonderful e-penis just the way it is. Don't ever let anyone tell you different!
Yeah. That's why i drive an M. An epenis just is not what it used to be.
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      12-03-2015, 06:50 PM   #17311
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I try to whip mine out all the time.
That was my Halloween costume...remember??

'Rock out with you *-* out'

Had the trench coat I'd use to 'flash'

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      12-03-2015, 06:58 PM   #17312
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Costco time!
I guess we will do the hotdog + chicken bake dinner there as well.....

If I see another open breast feeder at Costco (without cover), I will let you guys know.
Funny thing is that I thought guys will be all excited, but I saw lots of unhappy guys face while young mom tries to breast feed openly with her tits hanging out.
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      12-03-2015, 07:16 PM   #17313
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Gentlemen, it has been brought to my attention my no sharing if I don't ask a permission policy is causing unwanted friction with the ladies and I.

I would appreciate if you could send the material you have gathered to my dear friend, Biorin foe analyzing purposes. She is doubting my word when I've told her M drivers do not have dicks.

Please take this as an encouragement.
Ahem.
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      12-03-2015, 08:14 PM   #17314
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Do i have to send something to the girls to get something started? Again?
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