What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

bimmette · 09-20-2016, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

what the hell is a lady boy?

Apparently someone thinks I'm actually a guy.

I really wish I could pee standing up. I'm always the only one on car cruises that has to stop and find a proper toilet

Mr Tonka · 09-20-2016, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Apparently someone thinks I'm actually a guy.

I really wish I could pee standing up. I'm always the only one on car cruises that has to stop and find a proper toilet

Get one of these and freak them out.

bimmette · 09-20-2016, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Apparently someone thinks I'm actually a guy.

I really wish I could pee standing up. I'm always the only one on car cruises that has to stop and find a proper toilet

Get one of these and freak them out.

Um, no.

Banana Hammock · 09-20-2016, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Apparently someone thinks I'm actually a guy.

I really wish I could pee standing up. I'm always the only one on car cruises that has to stop and find a proper toilet

bimmette · 09-20-2016, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Apparently someone thinks I'm actually a guy.

I really wish I could pee standing up. I'm always the only one on car cruises that has to stop and find a proper toilet

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Are you saying I'm a size Large???

Aatish · 09-20-2016, 08:59 PM

Why do girls take so long in the restroom?

bimmette · 09-20-2016, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Why do girls take so long in the restroom?

Girl stuff

Banana Hammock · 09-20-2016, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Are you saying I'm a size Large???

Lol. That's what you're offended by?

bimmette · 09-20-2016, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Are you saying I'm a size Large???

Lol. That's what you're offended by?

shoei · 09-20-2016, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Apparently someone thinks I'm actually a guy.

I really wish I could pee standing up. I'm always the only one on car cruises that has to stop and find a proper toilet

Why you gotta pull out a pic of ASBSECU E93 drawers??

Banana Hammock · 09-20-2016, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Why you gotta pull out a pic of ASBSECU E93 drawers??

To remind him to restock when he sees this thread. Haha

PoorLurker · 09-20-2016, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Why do girls take so long in the restroom?

If I had to sit down to use the bathroom, I would take forever too. Spend minutes cleaning the toilet to a state that it's appropriate to lay down multiple layers of toilet paper. Then, I have to take rests while I squat tiredly over said toilet.

Aatish · 09-20-2016, 09:15 PM

PURPLE

Banana Hammock · 09-20-2016, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorLurker

If I had to sit down to use the bathroom, I would take forever too. Spend minutes cleaning the toilet to a state that it's appropriate to lay down multiple layers of toilet paper. Then, I have to take rests while I squat tiredly over said toilet.

I do the same thing. No way in hell I'm using the provided ass gasket. I've got it down to an art form.

ASBSECU E93 · 09-20-2016, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Get one of these and freak them out.

apparently - this might become a real possibility here in NC...without the 'tool' for assistance.

ASBSECU E93 · 09-20-2016, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Why you gotta pull out a pic of ASBSECU E93 drawers??

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Originally Posted by duck fat

To remind him to restock when he sees this thread. Haha

congrats - you get the 2nd FUQ'R of the day from me...

shoei · 09-20-2016, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoei

Why you gotta pull out a pic of ASBSECU E93 drawers??

Quote:

Originally Posted by duck fat

To remind him to restock when he sees this thread. Haha

congrats - you get the 2nd FUQ'R of the day from me...

Lost count / old folks memory thing again, eehhh?? MK and I were already two and so technically, ducky would make it 3...

ASBSECU E93 · 09-20-2016, 10:39 PM

taking delivery of the 335d this week

Let the modding BEGIN!!!!!

shoei · 09-20-2016, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

taking delivery of the 335d this week

Let the modding BEGIN!!!!!

Not excited... I remember the saga we went through for you to pick a SC...

You won't pick up mods until 2017...

Aatish · 09-20-2016, 10:48 PM

Ohhh, so it's Harambe and not Hammurabi

bimmette · 09-20-2016, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

taking delivery of the 335d this week

Let the modding BEGIN!!!!!

So what cars do you own now? I've lost track.

ASBSECU E93 · 09-20-2016, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

So what cars do you own now? I've lost track.

5 at the moment

after November - will be back down to 4.

Hopefully next July - I'll be down to 3 when VWoA finally buys back the Touareg.

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