What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[1MOREMOD]

Hell no but she can send me that how to sausage video.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Make that a Skype interview.

My bad, 1MOREMOD a Skype interview. She wants to see how ripped you are. And based on previous interviews, clothing is optional.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Hell no but she can send me that how to sausage video.

I gotchu brah

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Hell no but she can send me that how to sausage video.

HAHAHAHA

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I gotchu brat

If you picture this post coming from Dev Patel (ca. First Exotic Marigold Hotel or w/e) - it is even more hilarious.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

If you picture this post coming from Dev Patel (ca. First Exotic Marigold Hotel or w/e) - it is even more hilarious.

I just giggled very violently

[Verbiage]

Repped for violent giggling.




And by repped I mean reported.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Can we do script submissions for TVTara?

Fade in... 70's era music in the background...

"Hi, this is Tara and today I am going to show you the proper way to eat a German sausage. I will be helped today by my friend, Hans."

Hans produces giant sausage (not that way, pervs)

Bimmette grabs giant sausage in both hands (still not that way pervs)

... someone else can write the next part. I am laughing so hard I keep having to explain myself...

Somewhere Belgium is preparing an audition tape to be cast as "Hans".

[bimmette]

Speaking of Belgium, I've been informed that him and EALm4 have completed their one month bans from OT but are both distressed that they still can't post.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Speaking of Belgium, I've been informed that him and EALm4 have completed their one month bans from OT but are both distressed that they still can't post.

Took me several emails after my OT ban to be able to post again.

[Mr Tonka]

Some new BP OT material was just delivered. Could easily do a DIY video with this...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Took me several emails after my OT ban to be able to post again.

Once banned it's a perma ban from the OT... Must appease the mods... And I don't mean 1moremod...

[Mr Tonka]

Jerks. This better be 3x as good.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Jerks. This better be 3x as good.

It is... Only coconut water I'll inhale...

Just so you know it's just just a ploy to get you to spend more money than you need to...

The other stuff in your fridge? It's pretty much sewage...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Speaking of Belgium, I've been informed that him and EALm4 have completed their one month bans from OT but are both distressed that they still can't post.

This makes me sad....

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Jerks. This better be 3x as good.

It is at least 67% less "cummy".

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

It is at least 67% less "cummy".

...and you know this how?

[PoorLurker]

Costco often sells Harmless Harvest for $4 a bottle. Even when it's on sale at costco it is still pretty pricey though. My wife gets mad when I make her dilute it, haha

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Costco often sells Harmless Harvest for $4 a bottle. Even when it's on sale at costco it is still pretty pricey though. My wife gets mad when I make her dilute it, haha

The thing is that the wife's nutritionist, who's an MD, knows that Zico and ONE aren't "the good ones", but still recommends her to drink them. So i'm assuming she has a hard time recommending someone drink 32oz of it a day when it costs more than $.31/oz. This is a phase thing though and when she gets to the sustaining phase, the quantity per day will decrease, in which case she'll likely switch to the good stuff.

In the mean time, i'll stick to the good stuff. lol

But for 32oz a day that equates to like $75/ week on coconut water. I don't think the financially conservative wife is willing to do that. That's a $50 increase over the "sewage", per WEEK!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Cao ne ma.
Diu lay lo mo.

Are you Vietnamese?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Are you Vietnamese?

Half.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Half.

Really? Me too. I knew your Asian accent impression was phenomenally Vietnamese.