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jtodd_fl · 05-16-2016, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Lamintors are so cool! I worked in a video store before and would attempt to make fake ID cards with them

You cannot do this anymore

I did this in college too. Early early days of scanners too. People were so impressed that I could scan an id, edit it, reprint and then laminate it. Shit, I should have charged money.

ASBSECU E93 · 05-16-2016, 03:04 PM

bimmette - Lets see......

UP Close pic of you eating an apple with suspicious 'hair'
Talk of you eating a Banana....
Now, talk of you eating a sausage link...

Someone might secretly have an oral fixation...?!?!

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

bimmette - Lets see......

UP Close pic of you eating an apple with suspicious 'hair'
Talk of you eating a Banana....
Now, talk of you eating a sausage link...

Someone might secretly have an oral fixation...?!?!

And I think that someone is YOU.

silvergray545 · 05-16-2016, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Youre all going to hell. Heathens.

Shhh. You love it. Don't lie.

MKSixer · 05-16-2016, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You cannot do this anymore

I did this in college too. Early early days of scanners too. People were so impressed that I could scan an id, edit it, reprint and then laminate it. Shit, I should have charged money.

Lol!
Same. When we got the first laser color printers in grad school (They were the size of Mack Truck) we had to sign contracts that we would not counterfeit money or falsify documentation of any type. Too funny!!

jtodd_fl · 05-16-2016, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

And I think that someone is YOU.

Can we do script submissions for TVTara?

Fade in... 70's era music in the background...

"Hi, this is Tara and today I am going to show you the proper way to eat a German sausage. I will be helped today by my friend, Hans."

Hans produces giant sausage (not that way, pervs)

Bimmette grabs giant sausage in both hands (still not that way pervs)

... someone else can write the next part. I am laughing so hard I keep having to explain myself...

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by bimmette

And I think that someone is YOU.

Can we do script submissions for TVTara?

Fade in... 70's era music in the background...

"Hi, this is Tara and today I am going to show you the proper way to eat a German sausage. I will be helped today by my friend, Hans."

Hans produces giant sausage (not that way, pervs)

Bimmette grabs giant sausage in both hands (still not that way pervs)

... someone else can write the next part. I am laughing so hard I keep having to explain myself...

Ok there Frans, calm down.

jtodd_fl · 05-16-2016, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok there Frans, calm down.

There is actually a way to film this so un-erotically that it would be hilarious. Would have to be done completely straight-faced, but would actually be really super funny. I sense that with an appropriate click-bait search "friendly" name/url that sucker would be a hit-a-palooza on your Youtube.

Kinda like this... http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...c-intro/n12543

M2BMW · 05-16-2016, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Can we do script submissions for TVTara?

Fade in... 70's era music in the background...

"Hi, this is Tara and today I am going to show you the proper way to eat a German sausage. I will be helped today by my friend, Hans."

Hans produces giant sausage (not that way, pervs)

Bimmette grabs giant sausage in both hands (still not that way pervs)

... someone else can write the next part. I am laughing so hard I keep having to explain myself...

Here ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvAkDCppyXY

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok there Frans, calm down.

There is actually a way to film this so un-erotically that it would be hilarious. Would have to be done completely straight-faced, but would actually be really super funny. I sense that with an appropriate click-bait search "friendly" name/url that sucker would be a hit-a-palooza on your Youtube.

Kinda like this... http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...c-intro/n12543

Aw, NBC prohibits Canadians from watching their clips. Lame.

Anyways, as much as I want to make funny videos, I don't think I can pull it off.

1MOREMOD · 05-16-2016, 03:35 PM

I can't keep up!

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I can't keep up!

But you have such easy access to viagra at work!

jtodd_fl · 05-16-2016, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Aw, NBC prohibits Canadians from watching their clips. Lame.

Anyways, as much as I want to make funny videos, I don't think I can pull it off.

Awww... that sucks. It is Alec Baldwin as "Pete Schweddy" selling Christmas cookie balls (like rum balls)... "Schweddy Balls". There is obviously tons of double entendre.

The next one is is Betty White (as Florence Dusty) talking about her "Dusty Muffin". Same thing... way different context.

In the format of an NPR Food talk show interview.

Edit: found another link (horrible quality, but worth it.)

1MOREMOD · 05-16-2016, 03:39 PM

I missed 20 pages of bs. Text me when I'm needed

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I missed 20 pages of bs. Text me when I'm needed

There was talks of helmets, sausages and buns.

jtodd_fl · 05-16-2016, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

There was talks of helmets, sausages and buns.

Hah... nice... and you thought you may not be able to do it! You're a natural. I updated my previous post with a link I think will work in the great white north.

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by bimmette

There was talks of helmets, sausages and buns.

Hah... nice... and you thought you may not be able to do it! You're a natural. I updated my previous post with a link I think will work in the great white north.

Haha, even Molly Shannon couldn't keep a straight face.

1MOREMOD · 05-16-2016, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

There was talks of helmets, sausages and buns.

So did you wear a helmet while getting sausage in your buns?

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by bimmette

There was talks of helmets, sausages and buns.

So did you where a helmet while getting sausage in your buns?

Maybe. You'll have to read those 20 pages to find out.

1MOREMOD · 05-16-2016, 03:50 PM

Nah too much work.

silvergray545 · 05-16-2016, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Nah too much work.

Highlights of the last 20 pages: bimmette posted a picture of her eating an apple. Then she made a post about "the proper way to eat sausage" and may or may not make a video showing how. Oh, and bimmette is going to have phone interview with you.

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Nah too much work.

Highlights of the last 20 pages: bimmette posted a picture of her eating an apple. Then she made a post about "the proper way to eat sausage" and may or may not make a video showing how. Oh, and bimmette is going to have phone interview with you.

Make that a Skype interview.

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