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      10-11-2019, 06:20 PM   #1
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Limericks

I thought it a neat little trick
A thread for only the limerick
Post one you’ve heard
Or offer your own word
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who took his dick out of his pants a lot
He found a wo-man
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Not as pretty and pink (as you might think)
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Most especially pasta with meat:
Slurping red sauce is rash—
You might very well crash
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Who was fetching some water in a bucket
He slipped on the grass
And fell on his ass
Spilled the water and yelled aw fuckit

Or did you have something else in mind?
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Are you feeling too focused while driving?
Well, help from your dashboard’s arriving:
Watch the net in your car.
Yes, wherever you are
You can surf. Wish you luck with surviving.
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For times without number
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When she sat on the lap
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she cried, "Gee, Dick, you're right up my alley!"
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Who saw little red spots on his tool
His doctor...a cynic
Yelled get out of my clinic
And wipe off that lipstick you fool


There once was a lady of Totten
Whose tastes grew perverted and rotten.
She cared not for steaks, or for pastries and cakes,
But lived upon penis au gratin."
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