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      07-12-2021, 08:05 AM   #33617
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I hope she was worth it...



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      07-12-2021, 08:12 AM   #33618
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He picked the wrong one

i`ll take my ban now
He he he...

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The old thread is over there
(he states as he points in the wrong direction)

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She was so bad at it, she had to be reported.
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This happened in Bulgaria. Had nothing to do with a female. Employer refused to pay his employees. The seven dwarfs must have been pissed!
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      07-12-2021, 08:34 AM   #33620
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(more to the point)

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      07-12-2021, 10:41 AM   #33622
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Why blonde jokes are always in season...



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      07-12-2021, 04:01 PM   #33625
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Cocker Spaniel.

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Bird Dog.

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Cocker Spaniel.

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Bird dog is just wrong. Cocker spaniel is even wronger.
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      07-12-2021, 06:09 PM   #33630
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When I was in grade school, we often played 3 flies up on the playground during lunch break. One day, the fellow at bat hit an unusually high fly ball into the air. I was standing in the field, next to a nice Mexican kid by the name of Louis:

Me: "Pootie!"

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Me: "Why?"

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      07-13-2021, 06:57 AM   #33632
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      07-13-2021, 07:26 AM   #33633
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      07-13-2021, 08:09 AM   #33634
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The very sad picture of the Day.



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'silicone deficiency syndrome' face... why is she unhappy she should be happy
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      07-13-2021, 08:38 AM   #33635
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Well known back in Soviet Union to increase load capacity on Ladas. They used tennis balls. It works, however will shift suspension resonance to a lower speed range.
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      07-13-2021, 02:01 PM   #33637
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There would be a very long line if those 2 letters were reversed. Lol.
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