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      05-02-2018, 01:41 PM   #1
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If You Were Invisible...

If you were invisible what's the first thing you'd do?

Me...I'd sit in my ex-wife's bedroom and watch the parade...



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Repeatedly knock some sense into the people we have as politicians?

I'm just imagining my good friend Justin Turdeau getting repeatedly beaned with an extra thick phone book. I'm smiling.
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Place bets on sports games and interfere with the other team.
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Place bets on sports games and interfere with the other team.
Your avatar gave me flashbacks of the terrible voice acting in Final Fantasy X

Specifically, this:
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Invisible you say...

I'd go steal my mother-in-law's scissors. She keeps them in a specific place and it drives her nuts when someone moves them.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Invisible you say...

I'd go steal my mother-in-law's scissors. She keeps them in a specific place and it drives her nuts when someone moves them.
Lups you're a rebel at heart!


and


Every rose has its thorn....
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Lups you're a rebel at heart!


and


Every rose has its thorn....
I just made a major confession about that fucking band I had forgotten until you fucking Canadian milk raper reminded me of it!!!

I fucking hate you and if I was there I'd eat high carb thingies in front of your insulin injecting ass!

I clearly have issues but a Canadians are milk rapists. And you're mean so so was I!

(good seeing you around, old friend! )
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Not going to lie...I'd do what every person in their right mind would do...I'd punch Justin Beiber in the puss at random times throughout the day. In business meetings...at starbucks...driving his lambo...hanging out with Floyd.
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Place bets on sports games and interfere with the other team.
Back from the dead now if only collins is back too
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BMW have tapped into this by mirroring typical BMW dynamics and steering communication within the new UKL cars.
You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
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Place bets on sports games and interfere with the other team.
But...how would you collect your winnings?

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Back from the dead now if only collins is back too
Yes, I'm surprised that it was this thread that coaxed him back.
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Your avatar gave me flashbacks of the terrible voice acting in Final Fantasy X

Specifically, this:
You have no idea how many remixes of that exist.

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But...how would you collect your winnings?



Yes, I'm surprised that it was this thread that coaxed him back.
I actually still talk to many of the old guys. I’m shopping new car and new mods... so back here I am
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I actually still talk to many of the old guys. I’m shopping new car and new mods... so back here I am
Since this is Off Topic after all, here we go. Which car?
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Since this is Off Topic after all, here we go. Which car?
I placed an order for a new M240i early last week. I hate this damn auto on my f30. It’s fine just boring.
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If you were invisible what's the first thing you'd do?

Me...I'd sit in my ex-wife's bedroom and watch the parade...


Would your clothes also be invisible, or would you have to go without?
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I’d wear a white sheet.

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Lose my job due to inability to comply with the attendance policy.

Also there would some form of usage for capital gains.
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I just made a major confession about that fucking band I had forgotten until you fucking Canadian milk raper reminded me of it!!!

I fucking hate you and if I was there I'd eat high carb thingies in front of your insulin injecting ass!

I clearly have issues but a Canadians are milk rapists. And you're mean so so was I!

(good seeing you around, old friend! )
And they gave us Anvil and Celine Dion
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And they gave us Anvil and Celine Dion
Don't forget moi!
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