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      09-21-2016, 02:01 PM   #39381
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      09-21-2016, 03:05 PM   #39383
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      09-21-2016, 03:06 PM   #39384
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      09-21-2016, 03:42 PM   #39385
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      09-21-2016, 03:45 PM   #39386
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I thoroughly enjoy Canadia. Got to go curling, 5 pin bowling, gambling and drinking at 19, playing Canadian hockey teams, learning about poutine..., all good stuff.



I'll be 30 in four years.
Funny story about this. I used to go to Canada with some regularity in my youth - not for the strippers, I was young and totally-not-nerdy and didn't do those things. I went for hockey mostly. One time, I decided to go with my buddy to try 5 pin bowling. Two 18 year olds. When customs asked why were going and we said to go 5 pin bowling, they searched the car. That was the only time it ever happened. I think they assumed we were lying. I should have said I was going to the Windsor Ballet. They probably would have fist-bumped me (or whatever we did back then - high five maybe) and waved me through.
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      09-21-2016, 04:04 PM   #39387
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The Charlotte thread was apparently closed...

Our company, as well as many others in the CBD of Charlotte, are closing early and strongly recommending their employees go straight home.

This is in anticipation of more senseless violence...I mean peaceful protests tonight.
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The Charlotte thread was apparently closed...

Our company, as well as many others in the CBD of Charlotte, are closing early and strongly recommending their employees go straight home.

This is in anticipation of more senseless violence...I mean peaceful protests tonight.
Stay safe man.
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The Charlotte thread was apparently closed...

Our company, as well as many others in the CBD of Charlotte, are closing early and strongly recommending their employees go straight home.

This is in anticipation of more senseless violence...I mean peaceful protests tonight.
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Stay safe man.
This.

I was supposed to travel to NC then NYC this week. Canceled it all. #I'm2oldforthatcrap (But not as old as shoei)
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The Charlotte thread was apparently closed...

Our company, as well as many others in the CBD of Charlotte, are closing early and strongly recommending their employees go straight home.

This is in anticipation of more senseless violence...I mean peaceful protests tonight.
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Stay safe man.
This.

I was supposed to travel to NC then NYC this week. Canceled it all. #I'm2oldforthatcrap (But not as old as shoei)
Why are two possibly the oldest fuckers on the forums insistent I'm part of their geriatric posse?? We're not even in the same decade !!! Couple of not more than a couple of generations separate us !!!
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      09-21-2016, 04:43 PM   #39391
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Ummm... no thanks. I will leave the genital inspection part of the program to you and... others.
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Why are two possibly the oldest fuckers on the forums insistent I'm part of their geriatric posse?? We're not even in the same decade !!! Couple of not more than a couple of generations separate us !!!
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Ummm... no thanks. I will leave the genital inspection part of the program to you and... others.
Same thing here , but there was no other way to show a ladyboy to Mike.
Of course I could say...It has boobs and sometimes a dick and looks like a hot chick .
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The Charlotte thread was apparently closed...

Our company, as well as many others in the CBD of Charlotte, are closing early and strongly recommending their employees go straight home.

This is in anticipation of more senseless violence...I mean peaceful protests tonight.
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Stay safe man.
This.

I was supposed to travel to NC then NYC this week. Canceled it all. #I'm2oldforthatcrap (But not as old as shoei)
Next time then....

Taking possession of the diesel tomorrow.

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Fantastic!!
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Next time then....

Taking possession of the diesel tomorrow.

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Meth is very popular in NC, I have heard. I didn't know it was used with a sprayer. Usually it is smoked, I thought.
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The Charlotte thread was apparently closed...

Our company, as well as many others in the CBD of Charlotte, are closing early and strongly recommending their employees go straight home.

This is in anticipation of more senseless violence...I mean peaceful protests tonight.
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Stay safe man.
This.

I was supposed to travel to NC then NYC this week. Canceled it all. #I'm2oldforthatcrap (But not as old as shoei)
Next time then....

Taking possession of the diesel tomorrow.

Mod list is sorted - includes a little trunk Water/Meth spray
What meth kit did you go with?
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The Charlotte thread was apparently closed...

Our company, as well as many others in the CBD of Charlotte, are closing early and strongly recommending their employees go straight home.

This is in anticipation of more senseless violence...I mean peaceful protests tonight.
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Stay safe man.
This.

I was supposed to travel to NC then NYC this week. Canceled it all. #I'm2oldforthatcrap (But not as old as shoei)
Next time then....

Taking possession of the diesel tomorrow.

Mod list is sorted - includes a little trunk Water/Meth spray
What meth kit did you go with?
Snow Performance.

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