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      09-29-2015, 07:56 AM   #5787
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You're just being nice because you're Canadian. I'm not fooled one bit.
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Like I said, she's intelligent, so don't bother
(And she's taken)
What kind of taken? Married, bf or the Liam kind?
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      09-29-2015, 07:56 AM   #5789
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Oh, mr N00b I should update you.

In recent weeks, Sara, Absc, and biorin have all died. To me anyways,

So when I feel a ghosts presence, I let it be known. Absc will come back to life once his ****** ass patriots get eliminated this year in the play offs though.

*** edit I DID NOT CENSOR THAT!
What, bimmerpost won't let me say F@**ots aka patriots?! Fuck this app and their censorship
Wut. Absc? A pats fan? Thanks for the update, I almost started liking that guy. Crisis averted.

Well, I'm sure they all deserve it, so poop on their shoes.
How do you think I felt?

I actually liked him, until the NFL season started. Then started running his arrogant patriot mouth.

It was heart breaking. His ghost speaks to me sometimes, perhaps when the patriots lose their first game I shall perform a seance and reach out to rub it in his fucking face.

Don't believe the ghost of Sara. It's publicly noted here that I was the one who broke up with her. She then fired me as her pool boy, and is now dating m3 77. Who is too timid to put her in her fucking place.

And biorin, picked another dude over me.

Nobody wanted the Sugar from Sugarskulls. So you know what?

Fuck em all.
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      09-29-2015, 08:02 AM   #5790
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Pats don't stand a chance anyways, so it's just a matter of time before Abs will be somewhat likable again. No biggie. Sara is another story. Firing a pool boy is a terrible thing to do. I'm actually a pool boy for someone on here, I'd be devastated if I were to be fired.


Don't worry buddy, someone out there is going to want to taste your sugar. Everyone on here has bad taste and are 70 year old men anyways, so if you want to join me on the victoria secret forum I could use some help with all the hotties begging to get boned.
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How do you think I felt?

I actually liked him, until the NFL season started. Then started running his arrogant patriot mouth.

It was heart breaking. His ghost speaks to me sometimes, perhaps when the patriots lose their first game I shall perform a seance and reach out to rub it in his fucking face.

Don't believe the ghost of Sara. It's publicly noted here that I was the one who broke up with her. She then fired me as her pool boy, and is now dating m3 77. Who is too timid to put her in her fucking place.

And biorin, picked another dude over me.

Nobody wanted the Sugar from Sugarskulls. So you know what?

Fuck em all.
Who comes up with this shit? Little lonely pool boys. You just want what you cant have
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Pats don't stand a chance anyways, so it's just a matter of time before Abs will be somewhat likable again. No biggie. Sara is another story. Firing a pool boy is a terrible thing to do. I'm actually a pool boy for someone on here, I'd be devastated if I were to be fired.


Don't worry buddy, someone out there is going to want to taste your sugar. Everyone on here has bad taste and are 70 year old men anyways, so if you want to join me on the victoria secret forum I could use some help with all the hotties begging to get boned.
I love you already.

When I start my own thread- called Girl talk with Sugiesugie - where I interview people and ask them the dirty questions, I would be honored for you to be my first.
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Don't believe the ghost of Sara. It's publicly noted here that I was the one who broke up with her. She then fired me as her pool boy, and is now dating m3 77. Who is too timid to put her in her fucking place.

And biorin, picked another dude over me.

Nobody wanted the Sugar from Sugarskulls. So you know what?

Fuck em all.
I offered to hire a soon-to-be unemployed TheAxiom out of the goodness of my heart, but apparently I took it too far

My username story is stupid, but I'm not very creative. I play the violin, and when I was eight, a girl I played violin with told me that in Japan, they don't have V or L in the alphabet, so they say "biorin." Ta-daaa.

I have a boyfriend but do get kidnapped by rogue Albanians from time to time. I actually saw that movie right before I moved to Paris alone as a 17 year-old, and was f-ing terrified.
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Pats don't stand a chance anyways, so it's just a matter of time before Abs will be somewhat likable again. No biggie. Sara is another story. Firing a pool boy is a terrible thing to do. I'm actually a pool boy for someone on here, I'd be devastated if I were to be fired.


Don't worry buddy, someone out there is going to want to taste your sugar. Everyone on here has bad taste and are 70 year old men anyways, so if you want to join me on the victoria secret forum I could use some help with all the hotties begging to get boned.
I love you already.

When I start my own thread- called Girl talk with Sugiesugie- where I interview people and ask them the dirty questions, I would be honored for you to be my first.
You've been talking about that forever! Just do it already!!!
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Somebody call the ghostbusters! Paranormal activity up in this bitch!
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I offered to hire a soon-to-be unemployed TheAxiom out of the goodness of my heart, but apparently I took it too far

My username story is stupid, but I'm not very creative. I play the violin, and when I was eight, a girl I played violin with told me that in Japan, they don't have V or L in the alphabet, so they say "biorin." Ta-daaa.

I have a boyfriend but do get kidnapped by rogue Albanians from time to time. I actually saw that movie right before I moved to Paris alone as a 17 year-old, and was f-ing terrified.
Did you have horses growing up?
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Did you have horses growing up?
I didn't own any, but I did ride for a time.

My childhood:
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Somebody call the ghostbusters! Paranormal activity up in this bitch!
Remember the numbers on my birth certificate? Do you really want to piss me off?
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I love horses.
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The demons are strong out today!

The power of Christ compels you!

Devil, take away your fallen angels and send them back to other threads with the new men of their life!

Bitches don't know what they had til it's gone
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I didn't own any, but I did ride for a time.

My childhood:
Cha-ching!
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The demons are strong out today!

The power of Christ compels you!

Devil, take away your fallen angels and send them back to other threads with the new men of their life!

Bitches don't know what they had til it's gone
I knew exactly what I had, I just decide it was time for bigger and better
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The demons are strong out today!

The power of Christ compels you!

Devil, take away your fallen angels and send them back to other threads with the new men of their life!

Bitches don't know what they had til it's gone
I knew exactly what I had, I just decide it was time for bigger and better
Thank you for putting me out of my misery.

My two inch dick simply wasn't enough for that loose community cum dump otherwise known as your vagina.
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I love you already.

When I start my own thread- called Girl talk with Sugiesugie - where I interview people and ask them the dirty questions, I would be honored for you to be my first.
That sounds lovely. I'm a dirty kinkster, so I've been known to lick a butt hole or two (at the same time of course).
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Thank you for putting me out of my misery.

My two inch dick simply wasn't enough for that loose community cum dump otherwise known as your vagina.
I wasnt referencing your penis. But glad to know that everyone now knows about your 2" Peter
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That sounds lovely. I'm a dirty kinkster, so I've been known to lick a butt hole or two (at the same time of course).
You guys are fucking disgusting.
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Thank you for putting me out of my misery.

My two inch dick simply wasn't enough for that loose community cum dump otherwise known as your vagina.
I wasnt referencing your penis. But glad to know that everyone now knows about your 2" Peter
What? Small penis's aren't in anymore?

And just thought I'd help you out- since everyone already knew about your...parts :
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I love you already.

When I start my own thread- called Girl talk with Sugiesugie - where I interview people and ask them the dirty questions, I would be honored for you to be my first.
That sounds lovely. I'm a dirty kinkster, so I've been known to lick a butt hole or two (at the same time of course).
According to NKC, butt licking is a sign that points to the gateway of Gay-dom.

And to that, I say
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