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      07-15-2020, 09:35 PM   #1
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For anyone married or in a long-term relationship.....

Truth.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-4EDhd...vq=hd1080&fs=1
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      07-16-2020, 12:07 AM   #2
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we ve all been there i guess.. or still..
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      07-16-2020, 03:00 AM   #3
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      07-16-2020, 03:54 AM   #4
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I posted this in lol pics ages ago but it's a good reminder.

To continue your thread theme. I raise you this:


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      07-16-2020, 06:43 AM   #5
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*Women experience more negative emotion than men on average - so if you don't want to deal with that don't get married.
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Sounds pizzagatey.
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      07-16-2020, 07:22 AM   #6
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This thread would be funny if the videos presented were almost true, but since they are absolutely true, it's more sad than funny. Excuse me while I go cry a bit. lol
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      07-16-2020, 08:33 AM   #7
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Exceptions obviously but modern women man, so many are such a handful. If things went pear shaped with the mrs I honestly think i'd just go it alone and not chase a relationship. Just so much irrational.
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side note:

I've been married for going on 11 yrs, and I wouldn't trade it for anything, not money, not success, not cool cars nothing. But before you get married, you really have to be ready, for sacrifice and to not only think about yourself. Yes being single might be easier, but companionship with a person who makes you smile and laugh and had kids with you is the ultimate in happiness. Which is why married people live longer and make more $$$ on average.

women tend to worry more than men, and they are especially vulnerable to worry during a long pandemic, so be patient and kind best you can fellas. This too shall pass.
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Sounds pizzagatey.
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      07-16-2020, 05:12 PM   #9
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Happily married for what will be 20 years this September. I had my fair share of women (putting it very mildly) before that. I would NOT change anything or give up my Soul mate for anyone.

Does marriage have challenges? Will there be problems? Will you second guess?
Yes. All of the above.
However... The upside of having a lifetime partner who truly has your back throughout life's never ending challenges, is far better than the unstable and unpredictable merry go round of Life... Period.
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      07-16-2020, 05:29 PM   #10
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I'll have been married ten years next month. No divorces in the past, and I married late as I waited until I met "the one".

She's very rational, hypercompetent, super driven (three Masters, working on a fourth while working full-time)-- but EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE-- she has a nail in her forehead.

Not often, but it happens.

I guess that's just how they're wired.

Heh.
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      07-16-2020, 05:36 PM   #11
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That was hysterical... until the reality that its accurate hit
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I lol’d. Showed my wife and claimed that that’s not her.

Again, I lol’d.
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OMG every day of my life for the last 20 years....
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All I could think about was how bad getting a blow job with that thing in her forehead would hurt.
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Well I was supposed to be getting married but covid postponed the date
Have had a lot of time to think... I can already see what Chris Rock is talking about lol. quarantine will test u
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Coming up on 35 years of marriage next week, 10 years to my first ex wife, 10 years to my second ex wife and 15 years of bliss to number 3....
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I get that listening is important but sometimes we get so caught up in whatever is going on that we don't actually see the real problem.
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Women tend to have multiple problems bugging them continually so they like to talk it out with someone they feel safe with to hear them figure out the root issue. If they confide in you to listen to their sometimes chaotic thoughts they really trust you. It's not a trivial event. We all make sense of things differently.
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      07-17-2020, 12:58 PM   #20
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yup. that video is spot on.

men and women are just wired different. all women have some degree of crazy. just have to learn to deal with it. I imagine a lot of it has to do with social media, comparing themselves to all the insta-hoes, being valued on looks rather than accomplishments. Meanwhile i'm over here waking up in the morning, throwing on a random outfit, not showering, and leaving for work within 10 minutes.

whenever my girl has a nail in her head i just view it like a medical condition and not a fault of her own and try to sympathize / work towards a solution so it doesn't happen again.
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I think that video is pretty funny and can see where it comes from. But my wife is pretty much not like that.

If anything she's the one saying I am too soft.

But she's good.... She doesn't yell at me when I am cleaning the dishes wrong or get mad when the food is under or over salted.
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Marriage is way overrated especially for men nowadays.
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