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      06-08-2020, 08:15 PM   #67
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Lots of good ones so far. These are all from one of my favourite movies.

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Must be the only person alive that found Office Space overrated and boring.
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From My Cousin Vinny: It's a bullshit question, it's impossible to answer.

One of my favorite movie scenes ever.

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Office space has so many good ones I don't even know where to begin. For anyone that hasn't watched it, I highly recommend you do.

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Another good one is Waiting: look at the batwing bitch
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From My Cousin Vinny: It's a bullshit question, it's impossible to answer.

One of my favorite movie scenes ever.

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