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      10-02-2015, 12:19 AM   #6711
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Level 10 when pissing on a fence aimed to stop a 1,500 pound bull...

Now - tell your taser story..?
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      10-02-2015, 12:19 AM   #6712
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Jesus Christ. You all claim to have money. You can all fly to Vancouver and fight it out and I'll judge.
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Level 10 when pissing on a fence aimed to stop a 1,500 pound bull...

Now - tell your taser story..?
actually BEFORE all the PD/agency were going with Taser M26's our firm was blah blah blah with taser at scottsdale. I believe they had a product called MX or MX26 which was made for agricultural usage. (this was 2001-2?)
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      10-02-2015, 12:27 AM   #6714
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Jesus Christ. You all claim to have money. You can all fly to Vancouver and fight it out and I'll judge.
Just let me know when I'm crashing at your balcony again. I need to save up since I fucked up my lip!
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      10-02-2015, 12:28 AM   #6715
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Jesus Christ. You all claim to have money. You can all fly to Vancouver and fight it out and I'll judge.
Hey, Assb writes all the big multimillion dollar checks- put it on his tab and I'm there!

Ps- I chose NKCunt first.
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      10-02-2015, 12:30 AM   #6716
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Just let me know when I'm crashing at your balcony again. I need to save up since I fucked up my lip!
Get well soon.
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      10-02-2015, 12:31 AM   #6717
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Jesus Christ. You all claim to have money. You can all fly to Vancouver and fight it out and I'll judge.
Tara - when did you shoot this video

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Get well soon.
Lol, lady texter came to my lane, I managed to get away without a hit, lip just took it. I have a new one in order and I was too tired to go hunt her down.
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      10-02-2015, 12:35 AM   #6719
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Lol, lady texter came to my lane, I managed to get away without a hit, lip just took it. I have a new one in order and I was too tired to go hunt her down.
Huge bummer!
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      10-02-2015, 12:36 AM   #6720
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Hey, Assb writes all the big multimillion dollar checks- put it on his tab and I'm there!

Ps- I chose NKCunt first.
I'll need 3 years TR, PFS, Verification of liquid assets, Schedule of all business debts with maturities, etc....
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      10-02-2015, 12:39 AM   #6721
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I'll need 3 years TR, PFS, Verification of liquid assets, Schedule of all business debts with maturities, etc....
I need two dollars!!!!! Gimme!
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      10-02-2015, 12:40 AM   #6722
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MrPrena - this is the Vid I was referring to.

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Huge bummer!
Shit happens. I was on my way to get yogurt to get one person in my house to stop vomiting. Somehow a lip was not a big deal that day.
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      10-02-2015, 12:41 AM   #6724
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I need two dollars!!!!! Gimme!
What happened to the business plan??
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What happened to the business plan??
It's epic! You are my new customer now. By seeming desperate, I make you look like the big fish and soon all the gd's are on your case!

You owe me two dollars for the image boost! Two!
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      10-02-2015, 12:49 AM   #6726
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It's epic! You are my new customer now. By seeming desperate, I make you look like the big fish and soon all the gd's are on your case!

You owe me two dollars for the image boost! Two!
I'll have to sell my selfies with Waffles until my big score comes in...then I can pay
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Shit happens. I was on my way to get yogurt to get one person in my house to stop vomiting. Somehow a lip was not a big deal that day.
Hope the person in your house gets better soon.
MY Wife always makes it a huge thing when my kid is sick.

Let's go to ER! Let's go!
uhhhhh... you just need to give her some OTC Tylenol.
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Hope the person in your house gets better soon.
MY Wife always makes it a huge thing when my kid is sick.

Let's go to ER! Let's go!
uhhhhh... you just need to give her some OTC Tylenol.
Haha, I'm cool with them sick and I'm cool with handling that. It's the nightmares that get me as I've told you.

It's seriously hilarious how much resentment I still carry because of my son. His microtia and the first year of tests and answers, and being in the dark and afraid in some level apparently makes me stay awake or having horrible nightmares of the reality back then.

It's funny, I never panicked then, I was not scared for him since I knew I was on the case, I remember talking to all the docs with a clear head. In the dreams I'm chopping them to bits because they say shit about my kiddo and I'm like a complete killing machine. It appears I resented them a little after all.

Yeah, sleep... Need it. Now, show your wife this and she stops panicking. Then you owe me TWO DOLLARS! You'll get a note!
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I'll have to sell my selfies with Waffles until my big score comes in...then I can pay
A hat and a house and we can use the shots to the posters. For now, I accept an I owe you, and I will give you a discount of 4%.

See, I'm nice! It's not all abt the money in my new business.
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Haha, I'm cool with them sick and I'm cool with handling that. It's the nightmares that get me as I've told you.

It's seriously hilarious how much resentment I still carry because of my son. His microtia and the first year of tests and answers, and being in the dark and afraid in some level apparently makes me stay awake or having horrible nightmares of the reality back then.

It's funny, I never panicked then, I was not scared for him since I knew I was on the case, I remember talking to all the docs with a clear head. In the dreams I'm chopping them to bits because they say shit about my kiddo and I'm like a complete killing machine. It appears I resented them a little after all.

Yeah, sleep... Need it. Now, show your wife this and she stops panicking. Then you owe me TWO DOLLARS! You'll get a note!
I do what I do and show her the stuff online just to assure her. haha
If it is something serious, of course we go to hospital.
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I do what I do and show her the stuff online just to assure her. haha
If it is something serious, of course we go to hospital.
Lol of course you'd go. Dude we all know you are a sane man. That post was a joke from the ssott, but also we moms are weird.

Try reasoning with one. Haha
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