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      03-28-2016, 03:19 PM   #2751
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Bragging about how small ones penis is is rarely considered a win, but well done I guess? I hope Mr.SugarSkulls doesn't mind you lumping him in with you on the little dick list.
Lol, always on the hunt for small sausages eh.
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Bragging about how small ones penis is is rarely considered a win, but well done I guess? I hope Mr.SugarSkulls doesn't mind you lumping him in with you on the little dick list.
Lol, always on the hunt for small sausages eh.
They throw themselves at me. It's embarrassing.
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      03-28-2016, 04:58 PM   #2754
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Bragging about how small ones penis is is rarely considered a win, but well done I guess? I hope Mr.SugarSkulls doesn't mind you lumping him in with you on the little dick list.
Ohhhhhh Mr white knight to the rescue making fun of people's small dicks. I bet you feel wonderful everyday with your M4 and big cock.
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      03-28-2016, 06:35 PM   #2755
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Bragging about how small ones penis is is rarely considered a win, but well done I guess? I hope Mr.SugarSkulls doesn't mind you lumping him in with you on the little dick list.
Ohhhhhh Mr white knight to the rescue making fun of people's small dicks. I bet you feel wonderful everyday with your M4 and big cock.
M4 is ok. Having a big dick more rare and more fun.
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      03-28-2016, 07:25 PM   #2756
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Bragging about how small ones penis is is rarely considered a win, but well done I guess? I hope Mr.SugarSkulls doesn't mind you lumping him in with you on the little dick list.
Ohhhhhh Mr white knight to the rescue making fun of people's small dicks. I bet you feel wonderful everyday with your M4 and big cock.
M4 is ok. Having a big dick more rare and more fun.
Not around these parts. 10" is minimum on BP.
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Not around these parts. 10" is minimum on BP.
Yeah...we dropped the standard to be more inclusive.
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      03-28-2016, 07:31 PM   #2758
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Yeah...we dropped the standard to be more inclusive.
Says Hulk Hogan.

But not Terry Bollea.

Hulk must be on BP too.
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But not Terry Bollea.

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      03-28-2016, 08:00 PM   #2760
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But I'm sure we'd both fit in you though.
Bragging about how small ones penis is is rarely considered a win, but well done I guess? I hope Mr.SugarSkulls doesn't mind you lumping him in with you on the little dick list.
ITS NOT THE SIZE THAT MATTERS ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN.


I am co-founder of the itty bitty weenie committee. My partner, NKCunt, and I would love to extend (no pun intended) an invitation for you to join as well
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ITS NOT THE SIZE <of the boat> THAT MATTERS ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN.


I am co-founder of the itty bitty weenie committee. My partner, NKCunt, and I would love to extend (no pun intended) an invitation for you to join as well
Does it mean you don't have the motion or the size when you don't know the actual saying?

BTW, i'm assuming i'm already an honorary member, no?
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ITS NOT THE SIZE <of the boat> THAT MATTERS ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN.


I am co-founder of the itty bitty weenie committee. My partner, NKCunt, and I would love to extend (no pun intended) an invitation for you to join as well
Does it mean you don't have the motion or the size when you don't know the actual saying?

BTW, i'm assuming i'm already an honorary member, no?
I cut corners there- I think we all knew I was referring to boat sizes. And by boat sizes, I mean cock sizes.

And duh, you're in. Any man who can wear those tight biker shorts you wear and not feel shame clearly has a below average cock.

Welcome aboard!
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I guess I can't join.
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I cut corners there- I think we all knew I was referring to boat sizes. And by boat sizes, I mean cock sizes.

And duh, you're in. Any man who can wear those tight biker shorts you wear and not feel shame clearly has a below average cock.

Welcome aboard!
Shame, no. But i didn't realize how much discomfort i was feeling until i accidentally bought a size larger. Much more comfortable and now i might be able to feel the shame. Penor may be minuscule, but the huevos are grande.

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I guess I can't join.
You can apply for variance. The council is kind and generous. I'm betting they will lower the minimum for you.
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Dammit black penis joke opportunity gone.
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Dammit black penis joke opportunity gone.
Setting yourself up rarely works. Just lay it out there. (pun intended)
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This is one club who's membership suffers from shrinkage. Mr.SugarSkulls is the head of the committee. Enrollment perks have been cut, so new members get the shaft.
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This is one club who's membership suffers from shrinkage. Mr.SugarSkulls is the head of the committee. Enrollment perks have been cut, so new members get the shaft.
To be fair, Mr.SugarSkulls's and 1MOREMOD 's small stature was pharmaceutically enhanced, er... shrunk. The rest of us are naturally small.
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I unknowing took a banned substance. My trainer told me.it was vitamins.
There is truth to this.

I just thought it was some new brand of creatine :
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Injectable Vitamin B is what he told me.
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