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      03-14-2019, 12:18 PM   #21341
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Hmmm.....


TMI. Way, way, way too much personal info there.


Well after almost 26 years of marriage I do know better than to approach the wife about ANYTHING before she has that first cup! After that, game on...
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      03-14-2019, 12:37 PM   #21342
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Well after almost 26 years of marriage I do know better than to approach the wife about ANYTHING before she has that first cup! After that, game on...
Imma let you finish, but I just wanted to say your original post did not mention your wife....

Yes. I am a jerk. But you knew that. And so do most of the forums.

(But I like to think I'm a likeable jerk with some redeeming qualities).
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      03-14-2019, 01:16 PM   #21343
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Imma let you finish, but I just wanted to say your original post did not mention your wife....

Yes. I am a jerk. But you knew that. And so do most of the forums.

(But I like to think I'm a likeable jerk with some redeeming qualities).
Hahaha, yes very likeable! I recognized my post was going to be taken the wrong way but it's all in good fun!
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      03-14-2019, 02:27 PM   #21344
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THAT'S why my tinfoil hat hasn't been working so well.

MKSixer why didn't you tell me I need octi under my hat
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      03-14-2019, 02:47 PM   #21345
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THAT'S why my tinfoil hat hasn't been working so well.

MKSixer why didn't you tell me I need octi under my hat
The octi option is only necessary if you're within 1 AU of the offending alien contagion or signal for an extended period of time or you're being probed directly by 1MOREMOD . Other than those instances, you're good with pure tinfoil.
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      03-14-2019, 03:10 PM   #21346
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      03-14-2019, 07:06 PM   #21351
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      03-14-2019, 10:21 PM   #21352
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Did he kill two people on a plane?
The assassin, Delta V got these two...
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      03-15-2019, 09:30 AM   #21353
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Did he kill two people on a plane?
The buckles don't match up for the other two so they died after experiencing turbulence...
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The overall point holds some truth to it, but I highly doubt that particular woman needed clothes drawn back on her.

In fact, I'm mildly offended that someone did.
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