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      01-17-2016, 08:38 PM   #21253
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...and how was the weekend...?
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...and how was the weekend...?
It was great, thanksforasking! Cold Tylenol has some funky side effects that aren't listed on the box. Not that I complained, but holy walrus



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...and how was the weekend...?
Cars and Coffee and a, 'spirited drive' which lasted until about 2:30 pm, on Saturday. Stopped by the police at the end of the drive but no ticket issued then my daughter called with a crisis which just ended a short time ago.

Oh...and a friend lost control of his Elise. Airbag deployment but no injuries.

Not a great weekend. I'm looking forward to Monday.
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It was great, thanksforasking! Cold Tylenol has some funky side effects that aren't listed on the box. Not that I complained, but holy walrus



Oh and hey...



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Cars and Coffee and a, 'spirited drive' which lasted until about 2:30 pm, on Saturday. Stopped by the police at the end of the drive but no ticket issued then my daughter called with a crisis which just ended a short time ago.

Oh...and a friend lost control of his Elise. Airbag deployment but no injuries.

Not a great weekend. I'm looking forward to Monday.
...Nothing else eventful...or news worthy..?
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      01-17-2016, 09:01 PM   #21260
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Here's a young blonde bitch that would school him silly

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Not at all.
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...Nothing else eventful...or news worthy..?
Not at all.
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Not at all.
Have you banged Sara yet?


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Wait. What??
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I'm tempted to get into it right now...but don't want to get banned.

Deleting the app off my phone so I don't get in trouble. So ASBSECU E93 don't think I'm hiding, just being smart
Hey, you're black! I need a txt when you're in the mood for a ride to Crevier...
My privileges were regained as long as I stay out of trouble!

And yup!!! Currently working on a good deal on you know what. they are pretty desperate hahah
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I'm tempted to get into it right now...but don't want to get banned.

Deleting the app off my phone so I don't get in trouble. So ASBSECU E93 don't think I'm hiding, just being smart
Hey, you're black! I need a txt when you're in the mood for a ride to Crevier...
My privileges were regained as long as I stay out of trouble!

And yup!!! Currently working on a good deal on you know what. they are pretty desperate hahah
Fuckin a! I learned this week that PSSs won't hook up when they're 70F so watch that ass.
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I'm tempted to get into it right now...but don't want to get banned.

Deleting the app off my phone so I don't get in trouble. So ASBSECU E93 don't think I'm hiding, just being smart
Hey, you're black! I need a txt when you're in the mood for a ride to Crevier...
My privileges were regained as long as I stay out of trouble!

And yup!!! Currently working on a good deal on you know what. they are pretty desperate hahah
Fuckin a! I learned this week that PSSs won't hook up when they're 70F so watch that ass.
Que?

I just like manual cars man...
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I'm tempted to get into it right now...but don't want to get banned.

Deleting the app off my phone so I don't get in trouble. So ASBSECU E93 don't think I'm hiding, just being smart
Hey, you're black! I need a txt when you're in the mood for a ride to Crevier...
My privileges were regained as long as I stay out of trouble!

And yup!!! Currently working on a good deal on you know what. they are pretty desperate hahah
Fuckin a! I learned this week that PSSs won't hook up when they're 70F so watch that ass.
Que?

I just like manual cars man...
Roll into the throttle and watch your slip angles when the tires are frio. I lost the rear end on a second/third shift going up hill. It did the whole shimmy side side thingy.
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      01-17-2016, 09:59 PM   #21268
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      01-17-2016, 11:24 PM   #21269
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      01-18-2016, 06:45 AM   #21272
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Givin the clerks handys to get out of ticket payments?
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Hey! Guess how much the ticket was!
Yeah...I had a, 'Follow-me-to-the-courthouse-right-now', ticket and it was $450+. In 1990 dollars. OUCH!

I'm going to guess $400 plus a summons. Not a ticket, which is a summons, as well. A real, you better have your butt here summons.
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Fuckin a! I learned this week that PSSs won't hook up when they're 70F so watch that ass.
PSS's hook up all the way down to 50F as long as you give them a bit of time to warm up! Were your tires warm? How much power do you develop?

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