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      02-19-2019, 03:23 PM   #21099
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      02-20-2019, 09:46 AM   #21101
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      02-20-2019, 11:49 AM   #21102
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      02-20-2019, 05:05 PM   #21103
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      02-21-2019, 12:41 AM   #21105
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      02-21-2019, 07:59 AM   #21107
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- Grandfather, what the hell are we race 200km/h on the wrong side?
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      02-21-2019, 08:43 AM   #21108
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- Grandfather, what the hell are we race 200km/h on the wrong side?
- To Grandma
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Boy: Grandfather, we are we going 200km/h in the oncoming lane.

Grand father: to grandma's

Boy: but shes been dead!

Grandfather:
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      02-21-2019, 09:18 AM   #21110
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I've had a few Boxer's. Great dogs, I love this pic and I'm sending it to my wife right now.
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      02-21-2019, 10:27 AM   #21112
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      02-21-2019, 10:28 AM   #21113
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^^haha classic
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      02-21-2019, 11:53 AM   #21114
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Will she drop kick it or stomp it. Kind of reminds me of the days of people putting lawn chairs in the parking spots. In those days if you moved that chair you were guaranteed to come back to a damage car.
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      02-21-2019, 12:19 PM   #21115
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      02-21-2019, 01:36 PM   #21117
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Surprised it didn't meet the same fate as this one:

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      02-21-2019, 01:54 PM   #21118
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Good stuff!! Kid got what he deserved...
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      02-21-2019, 02:02 PM   #21119
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haha that one was a good one, triggered!!!
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haha that one was a good one, triggered!!!
That was beautiful. Hopefully, those kids learned a lesson.
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