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      10-01-2015, 08:49 PM   #2091
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As long as they're ill-tempered guinea pigs.
The fuck is she doing with the rest of the cash? Not buying me a car, that's for damn sure.
I named one. Charles Winston. Alpha amongst the pig farm.


I've been barking up that tree for ages. No cars, no sixsomes, no bathroom attendant, no pool girl...., she makes me live like a peasant.
If it's a guinea pig, can it be made into bacon?

I suggest parading about the house in a sequined speedo. None could resist.
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If it's a guinea pig, can it be made into bacon?

I suggest parading about the house in a sequined speedo. None could resist.
Nah, he's got too much fat. We'd have to eat one of the younger ones.



...., how'd you know about my speedo?
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If it's a guinea pig, can it be made into bacon?

I suggest parading about the house in a sequined speedo. None could resist.
Nah, he's got too much fat. We'd have to eat one of the younger ones.



...., how'd you know about my speedo?
Fat is flavor, padawan.

I got my eye on you.
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Fat is flavor, padawan.

I got my eye on you.
That some kind of threat?
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Fat is flavor, padawan.

I got my eye on you.
That some kind of threat?
Depends if you think me sitting in a tree outside your window with binoculars is a threat.
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Depends if you think me sitting in a tree outside your window with binoculars is a threat.
A tree? Heh. I've been posting from your attic for the past hour. Amateur.
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Depends if you think me sitting in a tree outside your window with binoculars is a threat.
A tree? Heh. I've been posting from your attic for the past hour. Amateur.
Come down then, I've just ordered wings.
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Come down then, I've just ordered wings.
What kind and I'll consider....
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Come down then, I've just ordered wings.
What kind and I'll consider....
Buffalo hot wings. Will post pic because we've completely thread jacked.
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Buffalo hot wings. Will post pic because we've completely thread jacked.
I'm convinced. This latch seems stuck though. Is there a trick to wiggling this thing?
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Buffalo hot wings. Will post pic because we've completely thread jacked.
I'm convinced. This latch seems stuck though. Is there a trick to wiggling this thing?
Ah, forgot about that being broken. I'll call a handyman in the next few days. Hang in there, champ.
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Can you put the wings close so I can at least smell them?
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My sister and I took our mom to the Roundtop Antique Show which was pretty freakin' awesome. It is about on a 10 mile stretch of country road and had a ton of antiques and crap.

I bought the following items:

Some metal letters for my son's room:


Candle holder for the dining room:


And this little jewel that I am going to clean out good and use as a dirty clothes hamper in my sons room (he has a car theme going on in there)


I really wanted to buy some old 1940's school gym lockers to put in my garage but didn't have a trailer for them
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I always thought that you had a Bimmer!!! Oh I get it, is that your E96?

Like the design but not the fit? Is that made in China?
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My sister and I took our mom to the Roundtop Antique Show which was pretty freakin' awesome. It is about on a 10 mile stretch of country road and had a ton of antiques and crap.

I bought the following items:

Some metal letters for my son's room:


Candle holder for the dining room:


And this little jewel that I am going to clean out good and use as a dirty clothes hamper in my sons room (he has a car theme going on in there)


I really wanted to buy some old 1940's school gym lockers to put in my garage but didn't have a trailer for them
I'm glad someone bough enough oil for all the members.
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I'm glad someone bough enough oil for all the members.
Yeah , but we need 10W60 for the S65 !
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I always thought that you had a Bimmer!!! Oh I get it, is that your E96?

Like the design but not the fit? Is that made in China?
japan. it's called liberty walk.
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Mmmmmm. Just put twice as much!!!
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