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[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Wow, what a fucking morning.

Long story short we have, well had now, this ex convict as a client and he just showed up with no appointment to see the attorney. Brushing by the front desk and starts bombarding me for an advance (since I work on his file). We do not give advances on cases. (My attorney would be disbarred) we just do not offer advances to pay your fucking water bill.

Anyways, he starts cussing and threatening me, threatening my boss to the point where security and 911 were called.

My colleague (shit you not) actually has a taser in her purse. After he left the office I had to take a minute in my bosses office and calm down.

Grown ass man 6+ and 200+ lbs (so twice my size practically) yelling and threatening me is enough to seriously scare you. Especially since he's been to jail already. It got me thinking I need to purchase a taser today. However Jessica doesn't know what brand or what model or voltage hers is. We tested it (not on each other just up in the air) and that shit is loud and powerful.

Does anyone have any recommendations on a brand and voltage? This size fits perfect in my hand.

I dont think I've ever been that scared in my life. My adrenaline is going right now.

He sounds like husband material....

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

He sounds like husband material....

He had gold teeth. Ew ew

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

He had gold teeth. Ew ew

Thought you enjoyed a man that liked to show off his money?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sara504

He had gold teeth. Ew ew

His precious metals portfolio.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

Thought you enjoyed a man that liked to show off his money?

He couldn't even pay his water bill!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sara504

He couldn't even pay his water bill!

Hey...he's having liquidity issues. Don't be so hard on him.

Even The Donald has had liquidity troubles!!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

He couldn't even pay his water bill!

In Belgium we need to pay for the transport of our water !
With electricity the same thing...
And that transport is not cheap !
No joke ....I'm serious .

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

In Belgium we need to pay for the transport of our water !
With electricity the same thing...
And that transport is not cheap !
No joke ....I'm serious .

Remind me why you live there willingly?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Remind me why you live there willingly?

I'll answer for him.

This:

The best racing track in the world!!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

He sounds like husband material....

LMFAO

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Remind me why you live there willingly?

Your reply makes it sound like a very simple solution but it's not .
Sara..I'm born here in this fucking country and raised .
My houses...my family...my friends...my GF's ...my job and my pension for later ?
Up to you... and do you would leave everthing behind in the US and come to Belgium and work your ass off ?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Rule #2: Double Tap

[Needbmwpartzz]

Originally Posted by Axius

True that homie. BUT, you get to do more you things without having to worry, so adventures continue, there's plenty of time to settle down, right now is have fun time.


There's people to meet everywhere, people only become lonely because they put themselves in a lonely position. Might not have poor social skills, just don't get out there. Screw all that noise, strangers have all kinds of fun stories.

Attaboy!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Your reply makes it sound like a very simple solution but it's not .
Sara..I'm born here in this fucking country and raised .
My houses...my family...my friends...my GF's ...my job and my pension for later ?
Up to you... and do you would leave everthing behind in the US and come to Belgium and work your ass off ?

Given the opportunity, I would leave the US. But to go to Belgium, hell no lol.

[08njSTEP]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Given the opportunity, I would leave the US. But to go to Belgium, hell no lol.

How about Luxembourg?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

How about Luxembourg?

I have my eye on NZ or Capri, Italy

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I have my eye on NZ or Capri, Italy

To live or visit?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Given the opportunity, I would leave the US. But to go to Belgium, hell no lol.

Sara...Too much Jihadi suckers over here for the moment !
But maybe later in the future I move to.....

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I have my eye on NZ or Capri, Italy

The whole Euro-zone really sucks ....Italy included .

[08njSTEP]

I feel for ya Sara and your workday. I had a dude I know come to my house with a gun. We were friends so I let him in. Gun in the face. Long story short I grabbed gun and it went off, wrestled on floor and finally he left. Was a little nervous answering door for awhile. Dude came back a year later so i moved 600 mi away.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

The whole Euro-zone really sucks ....Italy included .

It's beautiful

[Sara]

Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

I feel for ya Sara and your workday. I had a dude I know come to my house with a gun. We were friends so I let him in. Gun in the face. Long story short I grabbed gun and it went off, wrestled on floor and finally he left. Was a little nervous answering door for awhile. Dude came back a year later so i moved 600 mi away.

Good call