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      01-08-2016, 04:42 PM   #20461
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My god I'm surrounded by a bunch of people with diluted taste buds.
Meh, I go through phases. Can't have the same thing all the time. I can't speak for ASB and the Beast though, no excuse for that.

Just for that comment, I'm gonna go to Founders tonight out of spite.
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You have no hair on your chest do you.
Oh but I do. The girls love running their fingers through it, like Austin Powers.
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Meh, I go through phases. Can't have the same thing all the time. I can't speak for ASB and the Beast though, no excuse for that.

Just for that comment, I'm gonna go to Founders tonight out of spite.
Dude, Founders Blushing Monk. Tastes like berries, and a few of them put me on my ass.
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      01-08-2016, 04:51 PM   #20464
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Dude, Founders Blushing Monk. Tastes like berries, and a few of them put me on my ass.
It's on tap. I'll put it on the list.
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It's on tap. I'll put it on the list.
Seriously it's like an alcoholic berry juice and they're 9.2%.



By far the best hipster beer to touch my lips.
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      01-08-2016, 05:18 PM   #20466
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Seriously it's like an alcoholic berry juice and they're 9.2%.



By far the best hipster beer to touch my lips.
Grow that beard and get knuckle tattoos before you can identify as hipster.
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Grow that beard and get knuckle tattoos before you can identify as hipster.
Nah, I'll stick to my arm tattoos. Which another one happens tomorrow at noon!
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Oh but I do. The girls love running their fingers through it, like Austin Powers.
As you saw from that goat porn I sent you, I shave everything except the beard. Ladies don't respond but goats sure do.
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As you saw from that goat porn I sent you, I shave everything except the beard. Ladies don't respond but goats sure do.
It's like any time I go to the beach a pack of goats appear out of nowhere and just stand there, with goat eyes.
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Goat eyes are CREEPY!!!!!
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      01-08-2016, 05:51 PM   #20474
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Goat eyes are CREEPY!!!!!
lol goat eyes are so fucking creepy I love it.
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lol goat eyes are so fucking creepy I love it.
Find you a wife with goat eyes
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      01-08-2016, 05:55 PM   #20476
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Find you a wife with goat eyes
Nice ninja edit on your phone. I saw it said tou at first and had no idea what you meant.
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Nice ninja edit on your phone. I saw it said tou at first and had no idea what you meant.
Hard to type on this thing have to edit every damn post.
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Meh, I go through phases. Can't have the same thing all the time. I can't speak for ASB and the Beast though, no excuse for that.

Just for that comment, I'm gonna go to Founders tonight out of spite.
that was one time, a long time ago!!!!

I make better life choices now
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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that was one time, a long time ago!!!!

I make better life choices now
You're married, remember?
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You're married, remember?
Since we went on a date, does this make you my side piece
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Since we went on a date, does this make you my side piece
Yeah, I'm pretty much over committing to anything or anyone at this point.
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